In year nine parents' evening was interesting.
My History teacher spent no time talking about how I was doing in class or what standard my work was at. Instead he focused solely on the time he left us a DVD about Oliver Cromwell to watch with a substitute teacher, and the fact I switched it with Taxi Driver when said sub teacher wasn't looking. Luckily my dad thought it was funny.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good job your dad wasn't Wolf from Gladiators.
He never found anything funny.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

DVD rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Menu with be pressed on my first whistle.
Play will be pressed on my second whistle.

Three, Two... One!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Just think
He could have called Wolf a Dadiator
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

If I was Wolf's son.
I'd be exactly the same as I am now, except I'd have shoulder length hair and carry one of those big stick things about with me wherever I went.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

If only

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

You did that up until last November

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I cannot believe I ever let my hair get that long.
Looking back on photos it looked stupid when it was bowl cut length, let alone when it was shoulder length. I must say I look fantastic now though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I liked a bit of, actually I really can't continue this sentence without innuendo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I'm intreged as the the Spanish Fisherman look
but it's redexed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

You little spiv

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)