There was a brief mention of goat breasts

and since I just found this I thought I'd share it here.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:24, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

One of my earliest memories
is being at a petting zoo and a goat nicking a packet of cigarettes out of my dad's back pocket and eating the entire thing, including the cellophane, and my dad furiously chasing it.
My mum has a picture of it somewhere, and I'm laughing so hard that I've actually fallen over. Couldn't have been older than 3.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Was it a packet of Camel cigarettes?
I'd imagine a goat would like them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Door. Internet.
Shoo.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I have a photo of me aged 7 or 8 on holiday at some adventure park or other
and a tame jackdaw is perched on my head pecking at my ears.

My dad is taking the photo rather then rescuing his hysterical child. It's a little blurry because he was laughing.

We'll see who's laughing when he needs to go into a home.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Yes, there is another picture of me somewhere
standing on a gate attempting to feed a cow, only it's eating my dress right off me instead. Again with the parent choosing to giggle and photograph, rather than rescue the child.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:52, Reply)

If it makes you feel any better, that cow has probably been eaten by a human by now.
If not, it'll be dead from cow-related old-age (or burnt during the BSE crisis).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Seeing as this was 20 years ago
(fucking hell - 20 years ago?!) I'm going to go with yes, that cow is almost certainly dead. Although I grew up right next to a farm (and very near another) and we were very lucky that there were no compulsory slaughters in the area at the height of either BSE or foot and mouth.
(berk, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

So that's where goats milk comes from.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:30, Reply)

dude
some things shouldn't be googled.

Also, is she laughing or screaming?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Laughing is my guess.
Who wouldn't laugh at having their nips bitten off?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

HAHAHHAHAH!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Good answer!
How are you Captain?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I'm grumpy
although less so now I have had a beer.

you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Tried.
But I've got cider.

What beer are you enjoying?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)

i had fursty ferret
should have bought 2
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Tanglefoot has been on special offer in the supermarket for weeks now, £1.00 a bottle.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)

which supermarket?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Asda

I've said it quietly, incase those who like to spend over-the-odds on their shopping are looking to judge me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:06, Reply)

that's where I go, it's OK
I didn't notice that offer though :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:07, Reply)

It might be a local, rather than national offer.
But the deals are out there.

Would you usually drink ale in the pub, or are you LARPers usually just mead drinkers?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Mostly ale
mead is for larp events only, it's hard to get good mead otherwise
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)

I do like a good ale.
Although a good ale, stored badly is a nightmare.

*Avoids 6x*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)