b3ta - lucy was nice
and i miss frankspencer except that he emails me regularly, so not too much.

IRL - obvious whinge, but the rapid approach of mothers day sucks gigantic hairy donkey balls for those of us who can only buy her a bloody wreath. and it's a year this week since my grandma died, so bit nostalgic there too.

well now i'm depressed. thanks labs. quick, show me your boobs AND your bum to cheer me up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Say 'please'.
Manners don't cost a penny.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:18, Reply)

and you're cheap already

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)

That may be so
But I was brought up a gentleman.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

brought fucking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

i am planning to roll around on the floor pointing and laughing
manners don't come into it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

*deletes photos*
*wipes away a single tear*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

+ from japs eye

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

+ from my japs eye

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Ooooo, proper mindpiss

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

mind japs eye
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Does your cock do that precum thing?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

It doesn't, no
I've always wondered if it was just a myth.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

We should ask PJM about this
He loves talking about it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)

In case you're interested, mine does.
But it doesn't do it when you think it might be useful. Only when I've been having one of my days and it's been bench-pressing my trousers for hours.
( Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

thank god
I really was on the edge of my seat wondering if yours did
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Does yours?

( Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

no, I didn't pay the entra
for the 'cream-squirting' model
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)