There's a movie-style montage of your life.
What music is playing and what have you achieved by the end of it?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:31, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

right this moment my computer is playing
"goodbye" by Catherine Wheel, that would be a good ending for a film. But then I realised that wasn't your question, so in answer, I don't know, there's not much I get better at.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Their bassist lives opposite me.
He's an alcoholic and a total penis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Do you live on Stella Street?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Groslch Street, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Motherfucking
HELL MARCH
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

is it a montage about getting your hair to stand up properly?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

C + C Music Factory?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

4'33" by John Cage - which should sum up my achievements.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Mine would be 'Poison' by Prodigy
and at the end me and my friends will have successfully duct-taped a car to a wall.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I bet the bits where the car keeps falling down on people
are excellent
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

They're certainly some of the highlights.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Lifting it up there would be quite exhausting.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm sure someone would take the ignitionative.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:55, Reply)

That was a seat-belter.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Prepare for a battery of automotive puns.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

prodigy bell biv divoe
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

BBD in full effect!
Tune!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)

hahaha!
Never trust a big butt and smile.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:59, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nebe1zuEtbc

Englightnment!
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I would like the Dance of the Cuckoos.
At the end of the touching montage, I would have achieved absolutley nothing.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Definitely this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XKGhG0W0LQ

Achievements: machinegunning 500 Nazis, jumping from cable car to cable car, blowing up Alpine fortress.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I love that film

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Broadsword calling Danny Boy

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Is my message tone on my phone
:)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Style.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Text that to me will you please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Pass it on to me please.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

With pleasure.
*checks for text*



*checks again*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Check now!

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I like you even more

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I prefer the Misfits version

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)

East Bound and Down
I would have a moustache and me and my truck driving friend will have delivered beer to Atlanta against the odds.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

you people all suck

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Dambusters theme
Defeat of the Narziis and liberation of the free world
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:52, Reply)

And a dog called 'nigger'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)

'It's Nigger sir, I'm afraid he's dead'


*runs back to 'film quotes' thread*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I watched that film the other week.
Laughed like a loon at that bit.
( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I thought that was a quote from Mississippi Burning.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

We'll never be defeated.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:05, Reply)

A mash-up, although I pity the poor twat who tries to mix it
of "Legion" by VNV Nation, one of my favourite songs, which will paint a sombre picture of my endless catalogues of failures and fuck-ups. This will be intercut with snippets of my life with Ms Foxtrot, soundtrack; "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" by the Scissor Sisters.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:57, Reply)

9/10

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Gotta give you guys something to work with, innit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:00, Reply)

This is my new area of focus as BGB has banned me from prolapsed growler gags.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:03, Reply)

She's not looking
Do one now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Edited due to enormity of saddle bag image.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Saddlebags????

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:09, Reply)

*runs*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

*waits and watches*

( girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

'White Line Fever' by Motorhead,
by the end I have achieved total cardiac shutdown.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Cardiac Arrest?
Madness.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)