I may have to insist on every conversation I have including you two infuture

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This was not a job I applied for
making Darth look less old and crumbly. You may want to count me out, mind, I'll just make you look comparatively more feminine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

but he will make you look comparatively less like a pincushion

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)

that
is a thing I often get mistaken for.

talking of which, I want more piercings. Probably just more ear ones as I don't think I could handle getting my nipple done again and an eyebrow one might look daft on me. Perhaps this weekend?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

You know that scrunched up look men get when you talk about doing violence to their danglies?
That's how I feel about violating my nipples. Ow.

That is all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

my brain is wired differently than that, I think
But it was a very self conscious moment when I had it done, especially since I sat on the chair and managed to explode my sun cream at the same time :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

euphamismlols

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

both linguistically and visually

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)