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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i've been fucked by guys who pull awful sexfaces
how can they not know they are doing it? why would the vinegar strokes reduce you to a gurning spastic?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:48, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
it's supposed to make it look like you're enjoying it
when in fact you got bored half an hour ago
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)
half an hour?
ha, at least one those clowns was lucky if he lasted half a minute.

although i would say if you're bored, one of you is doing it WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)
well hello there
*waggles eyebrows*
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)
even as a troll trolling merrily away in trollsville
you can have no idea how much that hits the mark.

i once met a really gimpy guy who had no idea how to take "no" for an answer and he was forever texting me random would-be sexy stuff followed by *waggles eyebrows*. my friends and i now just use WE when we mean "creepy virgin fucktard".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Hey, I don't tell everyone about what you did.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)
WE
WE WE WE WE WE WE WE WE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)
hugz 4 u lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)
OH DEAR LORD YOU SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME !?!!??!?!!?!?! +((((((((((((((
Totally bought a lobster just now, and half a dozen scallops, FUCK YOU, GORDON CLOWN, WE DONT NEED NO STINKING CREDIT CRUNCH.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Chug back on some Clicquot with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Making a burn-wah-zet with mild red chilli and garlic and tossing it through pasta.
I gone ma's for some OH WOE IS ME time, decided to treat her, and it's cheaper than sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Turning Japanese

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)
I really wish I'd never been told what that song was about
nor had it demonstrated by my friend pulling the appropriate face.
(berk, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

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