haha
---------------Women--------------
------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The men don’t want to reach for---
-- the good ones because they are----
--afraid of falling and getting hurt---
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
-from the ground that aren’t as good,
-but easy. So the apples up top think
-something wrong w/ them when in
--reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right man to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
--------------climb all---------
----------the way--------
--------------to the top-----------
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

that made me laugh, too. Forgot about that one!

edit also - what?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)

sadly it'll take so long
that by the time someone climbs up they'll be rotten too
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Plus there is the fact that brayburns are best in the auterm and that coxes are better baked in a pie.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

£129.99? what?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I just googled "funny statuses" and changed it from $7.89 to £129.
I think it's supposed to be a barcode.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I just found this "award" from someone with a blatantly stolen picture of a topless man with a good body
Interested in you as a potential partner, I like your page and wondered if you would like to have Good sex with a good man whose libido is alive and well!!! Which means keeping you being mentally healthy with a psychic interacting well balanced.... I am sexy, intelligent, caring and (as one ex-Gf said) fulfilling her fantasy and desires has last for days....... [No Taboo]
Don’t miss this opportunity as all day, everyday of your life !!! Highly recommended, and it could be probably a Light in your dark tunnel.. . No Tabooooooooo....
I would be happy to get to know your opinion on this issue soon....
xoxoxo..
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

What are yous on about?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

yeah, well some of us crappy mouldy ones
get overlooked, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Pfft no putting down please
besides being a rotten apple isn't so bad. The wasps give us plenty of company
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)

What if the guy doesn't like apples?

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

he goes for the pears

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

The big gay pears?

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

'big gay pears'
is my new favourite phrase
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

well bananas would be more symbolic

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Either way, chances of dates are slim

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

That's a whole different category Roota

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Bazinga!

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Ding ding... #winning

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

sweet potatoes?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)