Alright
How about that sport
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:17, 84 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What sport?

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)

the good one

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Kabadi?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I know what that is.
Five internet points to me.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

i played it once at a guide camp
seems to be the only game I'm suited for - I was bigger than the other kids and good at breathing control because I play a wind instrument
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I saw it played on some TV programme about sports around the world.

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

My uncle Gerard used to watch it every Sunday on Channel 4
He'd sit there going "Kabadi kabadi kabadi kabadi kabadi kabadi!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Wikipedia to the rescue!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I used to watch Kabadi on Channel 4 as well.
It was on after The Wonder Years.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Aye!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Of course sometimes, The Cosby Show was on.
But that was shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Especially later on with that other kid

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)

haha
---------------Women--------------
------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The men don’t want to reach for---
-- the good ones because they are----
--afraid of falling and getting hurt---
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
-from the ground that aren’t as good,
-but easy. So the apples up top think
-something wrong w/ them when in
--reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right man to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
--------------climb all---------
----------the way--------
--------------to the top-----------
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

that made me laugh, too. Forgot about that one!

edit also - what?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)

sadly it'll take so long
that by the time someone climbs up they'll be rotten too
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Plus there is the fact that brayburns are best in the auterm and that coxes are better baked in a pie.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

£129.99? what?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I just googled "funny statuses" and changed it from $7.89 to £129.
I think it's supposed to be a barcode.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

What are yous on about?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

yeah, well some of us crappy mouldy ones
get overlooked, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Pfft no putting down please
besides being a rotten apple isn't so bad. The wasps give us plenty of company
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)

What if the guy doesn't like apples?

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

he goes for the pears

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

The big gay pears?

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

'big gay pears'
is my new favourite phrase
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

well bananas would be more symbolic

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Either way, chances of dates are slim

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

That's a whole different category Roota

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Bazinga!

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Ding ding... #winning

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

sweet potatoes?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Ladies beach volleyball?

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Is there sport on?
I have no interest in seeing my homeland beaten to death by cheating English bastards.

In other news, I have a poorly. *sadfaces*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Sup?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)

dunno
been feeling mighty queasy since yesterday morning, and have a headache.
: (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Am I going to be an auntie?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I would be very fucking surprised

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Have an optical illusion
twitpic.com/46g78t
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Having spent the day watcing rugby and football.
I'm now watching Goal II: Living the dream.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:22, Reply)

You do realise that if you watch too much sport you go blind.

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I'm able to balance that risk by taking regular wanking-breaks,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

*buys white stick for Jeff*

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I can't use a white stick and shave my palms at the same time Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I'll just have to be your carer then.
My dad will be retiring soon anyway. I'll need something to do.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I'm quite easy to care for.
Feed 3 times a day.
Cider at regular intervals.
Shower twice a day.

Also, pubs make me happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Shower twice a day?
You'll have a bed bath once a week.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Can't I have a bed bath twice a day.
And a shower once a week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Why? How will you be getting so dirty?
You won't be going anywhere. You'll be blind.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

he's getting 'bed bathed'
by you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I will be wearing rubber gloves.
I'm not stupid.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I can provide my own
rubbers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I bet you have a great big box of them for emergencies.

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)

dated 1996

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)

That's true.
They are from the Brit Popshot era.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Of biscuts?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I love that film

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I've not seen the second one before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Not as good as the first
but pretty damn good. Haven't seen the third one though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Oooh, there is a third film?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Yeah just googled it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goal!_3:_Taking_on_the_World apparantly straight to DVD. It looks rubbish :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:33, Reply)

To be fair, Goal 2 looks shit as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Yeah but Goal 3 doesn't have Santiago or Gavin in it
or the football mentor man.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I'm going to give Goal 2 another twenty minutes.
If it doesn't get better, then it's going off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Don't be harsh Jeff
it's an ace film.

I've also just realised this is why I'm never going to date anyone. Most people like shit things in an 'ironic' way. I just like them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I'm not being harsh.
It's a shit film.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:45, Reply)

:( it was on bbciplayer a bit back
I enjoyed it. But then I really liked the first one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)

The first one was a resonable hangover film.
I'm not sold on the second one at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:49, Reply)

This film is beyond shit.
It's going off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:13, Reply)

I've got hollow legs syndrome today.
I keep eating but not getting full. I've had an early tea and I'm still hungry. I want biscuits but don't have any biscuits : (
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

make biscuits

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Can't be bothered and I don't have any ingredients.

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Open a packet of biscuits?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Which bit of 'I don't have any biscuits', don't you understand?

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Open a packet of biscuits.
I like biscuits. You should open a packet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:41, Reply)

My nephew has some cookies with smarties in them.
He only lives a five minute walk away.

*ponders*
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:46, Reply)

It'll be like taking biscuits from a nephew.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)