Having spent the day watcing rugby and football.
I'm now watching Goal II: Living the dream.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You do realise that if you watch too much sport you go blind.

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I'm able to balance that risk by taking regular wanking-breaks,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

*buys white stick for Jeff*

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I can't use a white stick and shave my palms at the same time Blousie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I'll just have to be your carer then.
My dad will be retiring soon anyway. I'll need something to do.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I'm quite easy to care for.
Feed 3 times a day.
Cider at regular intervals.
Shower twice a day.

Also, pubs make me happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Shower twice a day?
You'll have a bed bath once a week.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Can't I have a bed bath twice a day.
And a shower once a week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Why? How will you be getting so dirty?
You won't be going anywhere. You'll be blind.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

he's getting 'bed bathed'
by you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I will be wearing rubber gloves.
I'm not stupid.
( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I can provide my own
rubbers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:45, Reply)

I bet you have a great big box of them for emergencies.

( girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)

dated 1996

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)

That's true.
They are from the Brit Popshot era.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Of biscuts?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I love that film

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I've not seen the second one before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Not as good as the first
but pretty damn good. Haven't seen the third one though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Oooh, there is a third film?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Yeah just googled it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goal!_3:_Taking_on_the_World apparantly straight to DVD. It looks rubbish :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:33, Reply)

To be fair, Goal 2 looks shit as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Yeah but Goal 3 doesn't have Santiago or Gavin in it
or the football mentor man.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I'm going to give Goal 2 another twenty minutes.
If it doesn't get better, then it's going off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Don't be harsh Jeff
it's an ace film.

I've also just realised this is why I'm never going to date anyone. Most people like shit things in an 'ironic' way. I just like them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I'm not being harsh.
It's a shit film.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:45, Reply)

:( it was on bbciplayer a bit back
I enjoyed it. But then I really liked the first one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:47, Reply)

The first one was a resonable hangover film.
I'm not sold on the second one at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:49, Reply)

This film is beyond shit.
It's going off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:13, Reply)