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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You do realise that if you watch too much sport you go blind.(
girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:23,
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I'm able to balance that risk by taking regular wanking-breaks,(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:24,
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I can't use a white stick and shave my palms at the same time Blousie.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:31,
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I'll just have to be your carer then.My dad will be retiring soon anyway. I'll need something to do.
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girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:32,
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I'm quite easy to care for.Feed 3 times a day.
Cider at regular intervals.
Shower twice a day.
Also, pubs make me happy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:35,
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Shower twice a day?You'll have a bed bath once a week.
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girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:36,
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Can't I have a bed bath twice a day.And a shower once a week?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:38,
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Why? How will you be getting so dirty?You won't be going anywhere. You'll be blind.
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girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:39,
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he's getting 'bed bathed'by you
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:40,
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I bet you have a great big box of them for emergencies.(
girlinthehole, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 17:47,
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That's true.They are from the Brit Popshot era.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:13,
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