I can't, I haven't watched QI for a couple of weeks
instead I'll bore you with what I did at the weekend.

Ordered some wedding rings among other things. I was planning on getting a titanium one, which would cost me about £30, but when I tried it on my internal snob wouldn't allow it, so ended up spending 10 times as much on palladium...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:22, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You got the London Palladium for £300?
Impressive work mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Comes with a free talkin' Tarby.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

In your own time Jeff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I thought so
I've had to have it slightly altered to fit on my finger
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I call bullshit
I reckon you've got fingers like the TGV

Is this the easiest post to strikethrough of all time?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

like the TGV?
really fast?

I don't understand what you are saying here
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I meant as big as a train
But being a guitarist it stands to reason you do have reasonably fleet fingers. TGV may be slightly generous, unless Dumber Than Your Average Bear are a Slayer tribute band
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

my fingers are actually quite slim
they are fairly quick, not Slayer quick though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Here's a question for you, as a musician, on the subject of covers bands
There's an act called Guns 2 Roses playing Norwich soon. As a long-time G'n'R fan (no, fuck YOU. All of you) who's never seen them live, will it be even remotely worth my while?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

could be good
I've seen a decent GNR tribute act before. It's usually the singers that let tribute acts down.

Come to think of it, I may have even seen that particular one, in which case I recommend you get drunk and go see them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Good enough for me, cheers
It's at the club I DJ at which means free entry and cheap booze
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

sounds like a no-brainer then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

It is now, given you fine gents' opinions
I just didn't want to turn up and witness several of my favourite songs being desecrated
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I've seen them as well
They're better than I thought they'd be.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

I don't do this often, but have a well-deserved 9/10 sir
An 8 and a 9 in one day. Monty, your crown must be widened to fit another head

(too easy, don't bother)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

FOILED!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:40, Reply)

UR Jimmy Tarbuck AICMGolden age of variety.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:24, Reply)

That's twice I've done that now.
Once with a QI comment, and now a double-referencing of Tarby.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

You're just a plagiarising wanker.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

And you're a Benny not tied to a tree.
No returns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I wanted a titanium one
but ended up with that silvered gold thingy (can't remember the name)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

'Diamonique'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

haha!
/postGoogle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

white gold?
it was weird, the one I've gone for looks basically the same as the titanium one, but it just wasn't heavy enough. I tried a platinum one, which helped by being the right size, but it was a grand. Quite the premium...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Indeed
Mrs Cow wasn't too impressed at me only wanting to spend £20
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Half a month's wages, innit? Oh man, unless you don't think that something you'll wear 24/7 for the rest of your living days is worth just 10 days work.... or you've got a really low wage.
I don't know why I said that, it's mean, I'm sure it's lovely and you like it very much
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I thought the rule was for engagement rings
and was a months/2 months wages?

at any rate, my mrs' engagement ring was about half a months salary. Considering the wedding rings are fairly plain bands of metal you'd be an idiot to spend more than the basic price of the metal on them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)