Monty has nipples like dinnerplates
But did you also know that, whilst his claim of having a 12" cock is true he neglects to mention that that is actually it's diameter, whereas it's only half an inch long? Instead of doing a 'helicopter', he does a 'Lazy Susan'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

burgernips!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Yes? Can I help you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

oh yes.
yes yes yes please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

POTD
pass the salt Monty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

That isn't salt - and buy your fucking own.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

*bokes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)