Is he not just the barman?
And thus you know his face by going to the bar?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:01, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's just it, the bar recently changed ownership, so I've never seen him in there before
The old owners never would have allowed fucking Wonderwall on their premises
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Don't get stressed about the music policy changing,
You gotta roll with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

JeffTheDogFucker Was last asked to leave the Internet
now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

It's all part of my Masterplan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

*groan*
Genuine officelol there, though I'm ashamed to admit it

/slides away
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

There is no excuse for citing Oasis songs
Ever. Don't let the door of the internet hit you on the arse on the way out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

What is it with you and the hitting of arses?
2/10?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Spot on, sunshine
I'm afraid I must demand that your lot give Norwich a shoeing tonight by way of penance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I hope they manage it too.
Not because I can't about Swansea or Florist, or any other side, but another couple of wins and I think they'll completely avoid getting dragged back into the relegation battle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

You've got no worries there mate
Preston are as good as down, I can see United mounting a comeback but it'll probably be too little too late, and it's hard to see Scunny pulling themselves clear either. Personally I'm keeping everything crossed for the filth to get dragged down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Grant Holt usually scores when he played City, so I can see them losing this evening.
Preston are fucked, and Scunthorpe were probably the worst team I've seen this season, so they will probably take two of the spots, but I just hope City can finish strongly as it'll help with the summer recruitment process.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I thought you meant at your work then
I clearly need more coffee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Wonderwall Star Wars related benders
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

.....and you normally only see
a. His cock through the glory hole
b. His ears from pummeling him from behind
c. The top of his head bobbing away
d. All of the above
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

0/10
I am hereby rescinding the 9/10 you got earlier today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Can't!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

They're my marks and my rules
Can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

*hides 9/10*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

*activates 9/10 homing beacon I cunningly built into my keyring*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

ing o keyring electric sex dungeon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Fucking, fucking hell
*grudgingly hands back 9/10*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Double woop!
That actually made me lol whilst typing it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Yes, you've done very well indeed today
Now fuck the fuck off, you fucking fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

*fucks off happy with 2 9/10s*
I must get a 10 though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I'm guarding the 10 closely
I don't want to end up like Len Goodman and totally devalue it, do I. And I'm sure you don't want your name to be associated with the likes of Mark Ramprakash. The memory of his Jive still boils my blood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

jive cock
boils makes
blood anus go tingly at the thought of an outrageously good bumming
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

8/10, a well-deserved click
Bonus points for imagination attributed to the final point, and on a debut effort, too.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)