I guess you could tell me about where you'd take me out on a date, like, on telly or something, where they've given you a budget of £1000 for the night.
I'd be interested in that one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You wouldn't like it Gonz
if I had that money to spend on a date, it'd start off with sky-diving, then dinner at The Fat Duck, then do a swipe with cocktails at the Savoy (ignore the distance problems in this.)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I want to go to the Fat Duck for my 40th

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I'd like to go to the Fat Duck

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

*invites Vipros*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

woohoo!
you're paying right?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

errrrr, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)

well, I'll just find someone who is!
I'd convince Swipey to take me, but she wouldn't appreciate it with her uneducated vegetarian palate
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

This is true
She could pay though, I think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

depends what i get out of it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Satisfaction
for Vipros and me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

oh...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)

ignore them swipe
my evening would be much more fun, and provide no satisfaction for Vipros and sportscow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I think if you're giving out invites, then it's only fair for you to invite me, on account of me really wanting to go.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

if you want to do a swipe
you only have to ask
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)

*imagines queue of people asking*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

the offer is limited to me obviously

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)

haha!
I didn't spot it, but of course you're welcome to come along with my imaginary 1000 pounds and have cocktails
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

the two of us together
would certainly give gonz a night to remember for his £1k.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I think so indeed
want to come sky diving as well?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)

hell yes
and we both have built in landing cushions
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

That would be a whole-day date, could we go sky diving at night over central london, flying over london at night is stunning, one of the most amazing sites I've ever seen.
I think I would enjoy that quite a lot, it would cirtainly be a day to remember.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I'm pretty sure they don't let first-timers
do night parachute jumps
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Espesh in central london or built up cities, I presume.
I think I know what I'd do, hot summer's night, hampstead heath, some posh chef with a mobile kitchen and loads of lights so it's like those smirnoff adverts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)