A mercy killing some might say

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

/talk certainly would
But they are repeatative retards to be fair
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

repetitive
i don't know why i do this either.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Correct my spelling?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

yours or anybody else's

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Careful now, they'll retaliate
before you know it we'll be knee deep in squid porn. Nobody wants that do they...?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

It'd be more interesting than NakedApe's 'I didn't get some free leads' tale...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Yeah but on second reading he seems to have smashed the system

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Hang on a sec, I'm not really sure what the point is ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:35, Reply)

There was little point, I just wanted a new thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

hello stranger
where the devil have you been?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I've been in that Austria skiing, innit
I'm boss now
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:38, Reply)

oh yeah i remember
did you have fun? did you misbehave?

i NEED gossip.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

One of the krazy kids I went with availed himself of an 'extra' during a private dance at the local titty bar
As a result he got to sniff an eastern Europeans bumhole

He seemed inordinately proud of this :((((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Was it musky?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Was it musky?

( Kroney, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)

What sort of extra is that?
EDIT: was it musky?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I NEVER ASKED AND I NEVER WANT TO KNOW

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

was it you, rory?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I've done many things in my time to bring shame on the family name
To date that list still excludes sticking my nose nor anything else up a strippers bumhole
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

i promise to believe you
if you tell me some of the other stuff you've done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Time, drink and most importantly MD's have expunged much from the record
They were happy days
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

You read it TWICE?
Good God man, you have the patience of a saint.

A SAINT, I tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

It's the stuff of iron cross second class material

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

And the rest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Was he in a lead free zone?
I don't see what the big deal with lead free petrol is anyway, round here we've had lead free churches for years!

And what about that satellite tv? Have you seen it...more people have seen the Loch Ness monster!

(These jokes provided courtesy of the year 1988)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

'What do you do if you see an Ethiopian drowning?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Throw in his wife and kids?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

THROW HIM A POLO!!!!1

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Put your foot on his head

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Isn't it 'take your foot off his head'?
It was at my school.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

That was the 'how do you stop a (insert minority group here) from drowing' joke.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

'A GOOD START!!!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Somewhere Al has turned a shade of puce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

He's turned the colour of his 'I HEART NICK CLEGG
AND THEREFORE MY JUDGEMENT IS DEMONSTRABLY FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED' rosette.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)