In the womb in your case.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He keeps a uterus in his suitcase?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

not the worst thing in there by a long shot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

That's the first funny thing I've read on here in SIX MONTHS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

have you not considered having a break?
Maybe you should join a club or something?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Perhaps you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

You fucking (vis)c(o)unt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

If you'll allow me to make the 3rd pun.
Then we'll have the.... Trio!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I think I need to breakaway from this conversation.

(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

This is a very rocky conversation
I had better not put myself twixt the puns.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

You never see old people eating Twixs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:20, Reply)

To be honest, I've never seen an old person trying to eat a live pheasant
I tried not to read too much into it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

I once saw on old person rollerblading
it was quite possibly the coolest thing I have ever seen an old person do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

You've not seen lemonparty then, I take it?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:46, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:03, Reply)

TAXI for Jeff

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

If it's not a pink wafer I'm not interested.
biscuits are crap.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm assuming this is a reference to a penis, so I'm going to go ahead and call you GAY.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

God you're such a bully.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

nope, they have pink wafer biscuits here which are nice.
But you go ahead and call me a homo, that's fine.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

you are a homo
a HOMOSAPIEN HAHAHAHA *exits*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I thought he was homo non-eructus...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Oh man you are DESTROYING HIM today!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

this is true
Kristine you are a horrible bully and I'm leaving the internet for good.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I smell lies

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Maybe a little white one.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Enough about your cock, Bobbo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Hey there's nothing wrong with a bit of nostalgia...
it's been such a long time.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I smell wee-wee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

well you are old now so it's understandable if you've had a little accident.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

when you come over you should give me bullying lessons

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)

And when you come over to England, you can take us all to the Savoy for cocktails.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I don't think I'd fit in with my overalls, cowboy boots and hat

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:29, Reply)

cover to England? has everyone gone a bit spastic today?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Corrected.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Di iawn,
housepoint.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

You're already THE MASTER.
I can teach you nothing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)

you're so full of shit your eyes are brown

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Hahaha *writes that one down*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Whilst I suspect you may be exaggerating ever so slightly
Consider your point taken...the place seems to be going through another malaise. A quick perusal of this afternoon's offerings suggests nobody's feeling particularly inspired today.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Monday innit
*shrugs* nobody has to come here.

How's your thesis going mister?
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Admittedly the 'T' word is the reason I've tried to cut down on posting here
And...erm...very slowly. Rather hoping to have "a result" by the end of the month though, so I can tie up the loose ends after that and just ensconce myself in my flat for a month or two to just write. We'll have to see.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I had guessed it was the reason for your absence
however slow progress is still progress and that's good, right?
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

'tis indeed. At least I hope so.
Think I made a little discovery on Friday so I've spent most of today struggling with the motivation to test it properly. I may just be wandering into another dead end but at least I think this might lead somewhere.

Still, how have your applications been going?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Like a big old bag of shit quite frankly
got turned down for two places in the last two days; only application still in is Oxford, and lets face it, I've already fucked that up once, I'm never going to get a second interview.
No PhD for me, it seems.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Bugger...I'm sorry to hear it.
Well, I hope in spite of your pessimistic assessment that Oxford at least get back to you with another interview...otherwise I hope the backup plan turns up something good come September. (Have you spotted anything more interesting you could drift into?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I'm not really sure at the moment
my current plan seems to be to move to London and bully some unsuspecting PI in to letting me do an MPhil. I like the field I'm in and would prefer to stay in a vaguely related area.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:02, Reply)

You won't be able to bully Magnum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:05, Reply)

It's been shit today

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I put it to you
that it's because I've not been on here much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I put it to you
That that wouldn't make a jot of difference.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Have you got a st stammer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)

it's been I'm today
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Eh

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I was saying you are shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I understood
Hence no question mark.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)