Precisely
knack-all.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Good work!
Let the clunge come to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Or the bumhole.
Or both.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:47, Reply)

at the same time?
could be awkward
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Not if you have a bifurcated, prehensile penis.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

that sounds horrible
are you sure there isn't a cream for that?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

There is, but it's based on a mutagenic toxin so it's been banned in the EU.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

get some from america then.
smuggle it in to the country through use of elephants and beer.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Evening/Morning Poppet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)

hii.
why are you all up so late on a monday?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)

I don't sleep much.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)

fair enough.
it's tuesday here. And I've got the books out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)

I've been suffering with a massive lack of sleep.
I fell asleep at 4am yesterday morning, and woke up at 6am.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

oh yaaaay for shitty thyroids.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

And I'm still bastard awake.
I just want a nice, 7 hour snooze.

I'd be so much happier. :(

Are you getting proper sleep at uni now, or are they all still in party mood?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)

mostly getting proper sleep.
some people are a little bit loud, but the Residence Assistants are cracking down on noise thankfully - any noise after 11pm now gets the RA calling security to come round to keep the noise curfew in place. I would like to put it there that I'm not the only one who complained last week - apparently a couple of other people did too, which is why they're cracking down.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)

If there is an 11/11.30pm noise curfew, you can set your day around it,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Wow that's quite early
noise curfew kicks in at 12 here, but it's not very enforced unless it's very loud music or something
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)