So berk has a date/drinks lined up.
What are you doing to cop-off at the moment?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:28, 44 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

well
I hear she has a man interested
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:30, Reply)

So you are falling on the side of 'bender' then?
EDIT: I feel a bit mean, my team lost, and I like berk, so I'm going to change the question.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)

much better
I am mostly failing, myself, but I've had more messages on the old dating site. I suspect this one may be a b3tan

where did berk go? did you make her cross?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)

What makes you say that?
Is the login-name of the user 'Bob'? Or are there other clues that indicate you might be stalked by a regular?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:35, Reply)

nah - I know which one Bob is
This one just seems to have a similar sense of humour and mentioned rathergood in his message. Sure hope he's not a lurker and I've totally just given myself away
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:36, Reply)

What's the problem if it is a lurker though?
If they like you for what you've written, and they like the picture(s) you've posted, what's the harm?

Might be fun Crunchster. Have you thought of that?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I have nothing against it
he seems cool, but, you know, he may not have realised who I am until I just wrote that

update: he's an ex regular
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)

What appeals to you most about him?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

do you mean 'appeals'?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I think I changed it before you asked.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:44, Reply)

tell him " fuck off Bert "
just in case
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)

^ This.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)

are there cdc's all over their profile?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

What are cdc's?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

you need to spend more time on /board

crudely drawn cock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

perhaps I could find out
by sending him a giant CDC and see how he reacts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)

I am curious as to what the question was before you changed it
since Crunchy seems to think you were being mean!

I'm now pretty sure that it's sexy drinks, not friendly drinks. The flirting text-frenzy has begun...
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

YEAH!
when are sexy drinks?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Friday
this week is going to drag like a motherfucker.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)

make sure you update us here throughout :)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Don't worry berk
If you haven't got time to get to a PC, I'll text you and relay your words to OT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)

No.
The question was.

'Is berk bent, YOU decide'

But, as I acknowledged, I amended it because I like you.

Now, have your followed my 'open question' advice?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I haven't needed to yet
there is seems to be some fairly obvious and enthusiastic flirting going on.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Well what are you doing on here?
Surely your effort are best spent building up Friday to a gash-juicing-crescendo? Get back to your 12p-a-time-texts, don't waste time with us retards.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I get free texts
and I don't sleep with men on the first date!
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:11, Reply)

hahahaha
We all make rules. Rules are made to be broken.

*Suggests you check your 'fair use' policy*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

It's something daft like 1000 messages
I never send 30 messages a day. And you can bugger off with your mockery, I decided some time ago that I wouldn't sleep with men on the first date because doing so has always led to doom and disaster.
So I won't. unless I really want to.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

*Winks*
You go berky-girl!

So how flirty is he being with you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Shush you, I'm trying to convince myself I'll behave myself.
Fairly, in a light hearted cheeky sort of way, but then he's like that in person as well.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

I'm pleased for you!
I hope my encouragement played a small part in you doing something about asking him for a drink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

I felt a lot more pressured in to it
after I'd nagged you to contact textgirl. I feel bad that you didn't get a reply though :(
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Never mind.
There are plenty more number I've yet to try.

One day, I hope to get given a number to try, but a a REAL woman who wants me to text her, rather than me going down this route of trying random phone number, on the off chance someone bites.*

*May not be 100% true.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:36, Reply)

It'll happen!

(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)

To be honest berk
I'm quite happy being single, I've been known to get a bit of 'the other' now any again.

Not based on looks or personality, but if you go out enough, you'll meet other people in a similar situation before too long!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Um I got a message back
from both the two I mentioned. So who knows
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Everyone seems to be copping off at the moment.
It's like OT is enjoying a 'strange' summer of love. Strange, in so much that it isn't summer.

What have your potential suitors said to you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I messaged them first
I guess that makes me the suitor. I've sent a photo (don't have one on my profile) so I half expect no answer now haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

I've met you, you're pretty.*
Why would you think they wouldn't reply?

*Pretty isn't meant to sound patronising.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I'm not very photogenic
and I have an old fashioned face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:52, Reply)

What do you mean. 'old fashioned' that isn't a term I've come across regarding 'faces' before.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:53, Reply)

faces have fashions too!
I'm faintly Edwardian
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

it's mullioned

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)

it's the doric columns that do it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Oooo yay!
See, I told you uyou would.
(berk, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:55, Reply)

let's wait til after the picture
before happiness haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Still no joy for me
I did get this person recommended to me:

"I am 42 year old with 2 kids I got 1 girl who be 16 march and 1 son is 14 but he is autisic I been single over 5 year now and had few date and no one want me lol I only want men frm leicester ok guy i only like young guy than me x"

THE HORROR.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:01, Reply)

That is actually scary
try searching by %match
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)

He did.
But then Lighty is a West Brom supporter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:03, Reply)

You're not in a position to be using that as an insult, really, are you?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

I'm on a downer Lighty.
Me 'lashing out' isn't to be unexpected.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:47, Reply)

I wonder what the son's b3ta account is?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)

POTD

( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Best of the Best is starting on channel 5. WIN
Had 1 message on that site but she seems mental so not replied. Apart from that back at uni now so who knows.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:09, Reply)

oi don't talk about crunchy like that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I'm dreading messaging her by mistake, this girl can't be cruncher 'cause
she can't spell.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:14, Reply)

I think you and Crunchy should get together too.
Just like Amberl says....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)

she's far too smart for me
besides what the hell are you reading? City are about as good as Arsenal.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Crunchy might be living in a village devoid of an idiot?
You could provide a service.

Seriously though, are you going to come to a bash at some point?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

yep, are you going to punch me in the face?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Nope.
I showed my face at one, and I'd been on a Leo, that was a mistake, as I remember very little about it.

But everyone seemed lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

Good, as long as no one punches me in the face.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Is your face your best feature?
Why not sign up to the summer bash?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

dunno, when and where?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Check the calendar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Precisely
knack-all.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Good work!
Let the clunge come to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Or the bumhole.
Or both.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:47, Reply)

at the same time?
could be awkward
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Not if you have a bifurcated, prehensile penis.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

that sounds horrible
are you sure there isn't a cream for that?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

There is, but it's based on a mutagenic toxin so it's been banned in the EU.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

get some from america then.
smuggle it in to the country through use of elephants and beer.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Evening/Morning Poppet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)

hii.
why are you all up so late on a monday?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)

I don't sleep much.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)

fair enough.
it's tuesday here. And I've got the books out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)

I've been suffering with a massive lack of sleep.
I fell asleep at 4am yesterday morning, and woke up at 6am.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

oh yaaaay for shitty thyroids.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

And I'm still bastard awake.
I just want a nice, 7 hour snooze.

I'd be so much happier. :(

Are you getting proper sleep at uni now, or are they all still in party mood?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)

mostly getting proper sleep.
some people are a little bit loud, but the Residence Assistants are cracking down on noise thankfully - any noise after 11pm now gets the RA calling security to come round to keep the noise curfew in place. I would like to put it there that I'm not the only one who complained last week - apparently a couple of other people did too, which is why they're cracking down.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)

If there is an 11/11.30pm noise curfew, you can set your day around it,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Wow that's quite early
noise curfew kicks in at 12 here, but it's not very enforced unless it's very loud music or something
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)

I'm living vicarously through arty French films
tonight anyway, and the love birds in the film didn't cop off anyway or even come close until the very ambiguous ending (still a great film - Confidences trop intimes/Intimate strangers - and I cried at a film for the second night running).

I'm doing myself to cop off mostly. I'm used to that. I think I've become unsuitable for female consumption; it's been so long. I too have an okcupid profile. I keep exchanging messages with women then getting scared/freaked out/cold feet due to their bad photos or weird profile/thinking they're gonna hate me really 'cos I'm a scumbag. I always end up stopping replying then regretting it fleetingly months later. Maybe I'm just a bitter and twisted misogynist.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Or maybe watching films that make you cry makes you a massive bender?
Girls, you decide.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I'm casting a vote
for closeted bender
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

I (don't) love the way bender and variations thereof
are used as an "ironic" insult here over and over and over and over again. Starts to look a little like homophobia. Yawn.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Do you want to yawn a bit louder?
You're not really getting the message across, or meeting your quota for affected disdain and boredom.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Like this, for instance?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Worse than that
he is marshalling the armies of /talk against /offtopic. /Talk that well known bastion of political correctness and love
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)

bahaha.
oh dear.
I know I was bad at the start but gee. He needs to lighten up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Good luck to him.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

I'm inclined to put it down
to him being a bit upset more than anything.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)

This just makes me want to chant bender I'm afraid
and yes, yes I am deeply homophobic.

Of course if there are any gay b3tans lurking I shall most certainly stamp on their heads
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

You really are a terrible cunt.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)

You have ascertained this before.
Loudly. In front of a scholar in a gown. Twice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

it was funny.
I had a good giggle. And so did you, once you got over the shock.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Fucking my ex from time to time.
It's not a goodd idea.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:52, Reply)

From your spelling
I'm guessing tonight was one of those nights
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

Oops
Nope, tonight was not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)