I'm living vicarously through arty French films
tonight anyway, and the love birds in the film didn't cop off anyway or even come close until the very ambiguous ending (still a great film - Confidences trop intimes/Intimate strangers - and I cried at a film for the second night running).

I'm doing myself to cop off mostly. I'm used to that. I think I've become unsuitable for female consumption; it's been so long. I too have an okcupid profile. I keep exchanging messages with women then getting scared/freaked out/cold feet due to their bad photos or weird profile/thinking they're gonna hate me really 'cos I'm a scumbag. I always end up stopping replying then regretting it fleetingly months later. Maybe I'm just a bitter and twisted misogynist.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Or maybe watching films that make you cry makes you a massive bender?
Girls, you decide.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I'm casting a vote
for closeted bender
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

I (don't) love the way bender and variations thereof
are used as an "ironic" insult here over and over and over and over again. Starts to look a little like homophobia. Yawn.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Do you want to yawn a bit louder?
You're not really getting the message across, or meeting your quota for affected disdain and boredom.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Like this, for instance?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Worse than that
he is marshalling the armies of /talk against /offtopic. /Talk that well known bastion of political correctness and love
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)

bahaha.
oh dear.
I know I was bad at the start but gee. He needs to lighten up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Good luck to him.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

I'm inclined to put it down
to him being a bit upset more than anything.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)

This just makes me want to chant bender I'm afraid
and yes, yes I am deeply homophobic.

Of course if there are any gay b3tans lurking I shall most certainly stamp on their heads
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

You really are a terrible cunt.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)

You have ascertained this before.
Loudly. In front of a scholar in a gown. Twice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

it was funny.
I had a good giggle. And so did you, once you got over the shock.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)