nobody
i've had good sex, nice sex, peel-me-off-the-ceiling-oh-my-god-white-hot-sex and i've had shit sex.

but it's all been one guy on one girl. very vanilla.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:31, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

BORING

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

What, no threesomes? No orgies? Even I've managed one of each
How many people have to be present for it to constitute an orgy anyway?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:33, Reply)

That 'milk race' at cub camp does not class as an orgy, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Hahaha
8/10, because I'm in a good mood
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:36, Reply)

nor does the biscuit game
except on the biscuits part

/mental association between milk and biscuits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:37, Reply)

6/10
Bit of a stretch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I'd have thought they would fit comfortably now
what with all the bumming
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:41, Reply)

6/10
Saw it coming

EDIT: please don't demean yourself by following up with "that's what HE said!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:48, Reply)

reacharound?
EDIT:

Too late!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I'm going to let you off this one
No score, mind

BURN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:52, Reply)

MMmmmmm, vanilla.
Have you seen that bit in Black Books where they have vanilla something something something?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:34, Reply)

NO, IS IT GOOD?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

It's a sideways swipe at, erm, swipe.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

No way.
No way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I hate you for making me click this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Threesomes are a good laugh, I find

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Usually at your expense, mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

at you, AA, not with you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah in your own time, bum-boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I don't think I could do a threesome
The added perspective means I couldn't use the "it's not small, it's just far away" excuse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:45, Reply)

You usually gain perspective afterwards
It's not always good.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Nope, the first one was due to Sealab being on in the background

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:46, Reply)