Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning benders.I see we've been tarred with the homo hating brush. Pfft! I've actually has sex with lesbians and I enjoyed every minute of it.
Who have you had sex with that added a little frisson of anti-establishment danger.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:01,
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I love how it's all Monty's fault too.www.b3ta.com/talk/7134459
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:14,
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It's all my fault and I'm unpleasant.Sorry everyone.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:21,
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That's what they used to say as well.*cries*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:24,
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Wait a sec, homosexuals? Oh shit, I thought we were on a Futureama forum and it was a term of inderment.Goodness gracious me, I never knew, I'm going to have to take stock on my life now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:42,
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So you should, meat-bag.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:43,
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I don't know what he's talking about to tell you the truth, gays don't really exist, thats why they call them Fairies; they're fictional.He might as well get all uppity because I think the Cardasians had every right to take on Bayjour even though they didn't have permision from the federation.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:47,
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That subject line is one of the funniest things I've read here in ages.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:48,
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I'm very sorry for my outburst, I did not mean to sware, it got cought up in the emotion.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:44,
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Hahahaha!That's fantastic. I can't wait for Monty to see it and well done for Zippy, (for that's what I call him), for realising we're probably the least homophobic on here.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:23,
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I particularly enjoy the assessmentthat I feel able to make off-colour jokes because I am 'old'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:27,
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I find the suggestion that you consider yourself better than us because of your age to be particularly hilariousas that's the stick we most commonly use to beat you with. It'd be like me thinking I'm better than everyone else here because I can produce a decent Quickstep.
I mean, I do, because I am, for exactly that reason, but that's neither here nor there.
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It smacks of nothing short of CASUAL AGEISMand I for one am both shocked and appalled. In fact I would go so far as to say I am shocked, appalled and deeply saddened at this clear indication of the breakdown of traditional values in today's broken society.
As usual, I lay the blame for this squarely at the door of NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES, and their Igor-like minion 'Althegeordie'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:37,
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He's in Germany, your slings and arrows are wastedPoints for "Igor-like minion" though. I think we should go over to /talk and fuck their faces up
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OK, you first.I'll meet you over there in a bit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:41,
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*staggers in, sporting black eye and bloody lip*WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU, BOYCE?!
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Not at the moment, I left my specially thin mug at homeYou fucking goats?
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Have another worthers origonal and calm down grandad, question time is on later, you can shout at that instead."GRRRR, WINTER FUEL ALLOWANCE !!!! GRRR, YOUNG WIPPERSNAPPERS WITH NO RESPECT, NOT LIKE BACK IN MY DAY, LOOK AT THE FONZ, HE WAS NO BOTHER. IF HE GREW UP IN THESE DAYS, HE'D HAVE AN ASBO. *sigh* I miss thature".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:08,
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They take themselvesvery seriously.
I have to say it's good to see that the gays have their protectors on the internet.
Monty, nice sign off comment btw.
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What about Maddie?Who's protecting her on the internet?
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:39,
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I agree offtopic is shit and you're all repetative,plus gay jokes really aren't that funny, I mean "lol bumder lol" top quality wit there you bunch of cunts.
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Unfortunately there aren't many ninety year olds on the market(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:42,
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Naming your sex toys after Star Wars characters is disturbingly geeky even in this company(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:49, Reply)
I like this tooAre you on giggle juice today?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:01,
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Thank youI actually feel fucking awful today, luckily I'm stuck on a conference call which doesn't really concern me at all so I can direct all my creative juices at B3ta
Eeewwwwwww...
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What the actual fuck?I guarantee you that if I waltzed over to /talk and introduced myself with a few salient points regarding my hobbies and interests they'd all be calling me a bender within five minutes.
AND I bet not ONE of them would be able to muster better than a 6/10
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He'd be a bent version of that frisbee prick(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:30,
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I have no idea who you meanbut as a non sequitur that sentence is brilliant
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Perhaps yours should be "the man that political correctnes GONE MAD forgot"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:41,
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"A bent version of that frisbee prick"Is preferable
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:48,
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Yes I know what he meantHowever, this deliberate refusal to do as suggested is just another way of STICKING IT TO THE MAN
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Why must every posting be so bent?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:52,
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Otherwise the rest of you would wither and dieOr find something else to make a meme out of, one or the other
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Perhaps today should be National Gay Sig Day on Off Topicas a display of how un-seriously we take taking the internet seriously, seriously.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:53,
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No, cos apparently if you stay there you're alright.You just have to battle through the pain.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:50,
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Before DJ and Roota dragged me on hereI used to be a /boarder. Made pictures and everything.
Some of those /talk wankers were very popular on /board.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:53,
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I really don't know anyone outside of /OTmainly because I was given a warning about /Talk along the lines of "if you think you got a rough ride on /OT..."
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It really is alright over there, less chatty and more attention-seeking-witty.Muppets get hounded off just the same as they do here, this place is gradually getting sharper teeth as time goes by.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:58,
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To be honest I just can't be bothered with meeting new internet people and working out which of them are OK and which are bellendsYou lot are alright really, with one blindingly obvious exception
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Pffft.Oooh ooooh oooh oooh it's me isn't it? Please please please *crosses fingers*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:02,
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Stop asking Noel for favoursedit: I expect a high score due to rarity
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:08,
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I'm not sure which of these posts deserves a click moreSo you can both have one for being FABulous
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I only fuck opaques.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:10,
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It'll get stuck up there one of these days.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:10,
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Homer are you still holding on to the colon?/one and only Simpsons episode. Not quite but almost
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:15,
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ThanksI was especially surprised given my dislike of the Simpsons
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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Your taste in TV shows is nowhere near as good as your taste in women Supernatural aside
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There are too many memes I don't understand to get stuck in(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:04,
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And if you wanted to introduce a new meme you'd have to get it signed off by the politically-correct brigade(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Blousie! Que tal?Very good, ta. Except for the crippling poverty, the shithole of a house I can't get cleaned because the stock seems to be growing in front of my eyes, and the alarming laziness that renders me incapable of even the most lacklustre attempt at working.
So, yeah, largely good. You?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:56,
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It's like you've posted from the inner recesses of my mind.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:59,
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Needs more racism and homophobia for that(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:00,
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Fuck off you Nigerian bumlord.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:03,
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Maybe they're right, if you weren't so fundamentally likeable and a good person you'd be outed as a terrible cunt on here.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:05,
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Al got close to some self rightousness against Monty last week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:06,
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think I missed thatwhat's the scoop?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:09,
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Nothing that exciting, I felt a weariness in Al's anti Monty racism postsBut he is a left leaning bender after all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:12,
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Monty is pretty tiresome though(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:13,
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he doesn't really exist and is used as a convenient excuse by the lazy?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:16,
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oh yeahdamnit
did you mean ME?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:18,
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dammit yes I did...all in all this little area of the internet fails(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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it's okI've found it fairly amusing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:20,
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I raised an in-all-seriousness concern that I haveregarding my daughter's schooling, namely that the state schools in my area are some of the worst-performing in the UK. A key reason for this is that 80% of the children attending do not speak English at home: thus those that do are held back. My ex is considering home-schooling because of this and this makes us TERRIBLE RACISTS.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:13,
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*burns cross, puts pillowcase over head*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:16,
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my brother has found the same thing where he is in LaahndahnIt's not like you were saying that you don't want her associating with dirty forrins, it's her education and development that are important.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:16,
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I may have phrased it in a slightly inflammatory way.I may have.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:16,
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This much is true...but we're pretty used to it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:17,
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Al of all people should know better than to believe the way things are said on the internet(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:17,
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He can't receive subtlety through the folds of fleshsomething something
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:18,
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that makes sense.all the sausage he will be consuming in germany won't be helping.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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The massive bender.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:49,
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I have many monies for you in ma anuuusss(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:06,
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You're only saying that because I'm gay.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:17,
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It's dark in here.Dark and cold.
I'm scared.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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Pretty much the same minus the poverty and shithole problem.I need to get more done but I can't be bothered.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:00,
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Yeah I post a bit thereand it's been alright
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:59,
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The more I think about it the more tempted I am to go to /talkand mince around gaying the place up, having introduced myself by saying "I've heard you guys are less homophobic than /OT, hiiiiiiiiii"
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I wouldn't bother.It would give them the impression we give a fuck.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:40,
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If any of them are reading this now we've already managed thatAnd I'm sure Chompy will delight in spreading the good word
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Which is usually "pandering to each side while slagging off the other".(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:49,
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Naaaah, they've got their niche and we've got ours.I lurk there a lot but this was just a particularly misanthropic and tedious regular airing his opinionated views. As he said himself, why does he bother coming here?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:42,
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is he the one who used to be Raymond 3 griddle pans(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:44,
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I do believe so.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:46,
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Oh. I made a real effort with that chap and this is the thanks I get?He's such a RACIST.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:49,
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I kind of made an effort but had a couple of run-ins with him, mostly my own faultbut his repetitive depressive showing-up-bitching-and-fucking-off-again routine is dreary. Why can't he Bert-down like all good mentals?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:52,
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He's like a boomerang with a bit of poo on it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:56,
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^thisthough I did love the I've got gay friends and that makes me special rant
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:56,
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ah, that's who it isdamn, some of us tried to be nice to him. He has some kind of auto-failure system built in I think.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:06,
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Morning you bent AIDS riddled abominations of God pure nature(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:41,
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Let me tell you why this is wrong.1) that is homophobic
2) you've taken the name of the Lord in vain
3) I don't have AIDS any more after I bought a sel-help cassette off of that 'Paul McKenna' so you're WRONG ACTUALLY
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:44,
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I can make you thin - by giving you AIDS*Paul McKenna brilliant new DVD
*may cause death
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:45,
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I'm a terrible homophobe meit's absolutely awful
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:42,
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Yes you areHATE CRIMES
I believe you also hate Conservatives, Oxbridge students and the well-endowed with a fiery passion
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I despise the idea of hate crimesjust tell everyone to MTFU
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:44,
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Personal favourite Simpsons episode"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely"
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I knew I recognised that HATE CRIMES bit(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:12,
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And I knew you'd know it. Thank you for arriving in time to see it!
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the pleasure was all minenark
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:18,
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no, not really(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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The correct answer is:"I don't even know any more"
But this is getting way too geeky anyway
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I remember that one time you called that one poster "a massive bender"and they went to matron, crying.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:44,
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A Catholic, Conservative homophobe.It's a wonder you can bear to leave your house.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:44,
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....with all that guilt-wanking you have to get through.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:45,
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I can'tI stay in doors all day and refresh the Daily Mail constantly
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:45,
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You should prove the only-meet-once-but-mostly-a-stranger wrong by having loads of gay sex, but so he believes you, do it on video.And then make a ringtone out of it... what ever happened to video tones? Video tones would be cool.
Oh me oh my, I've come up with an idea, a Harry Potter Photoframe esq iPhone app that'll get the pictures of your contacts and replace them with subtally moving looping animated gifs. It wouldn't even be hard to do, I'd be rich.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:02,
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Do you think I'll be naughty stepped for my sig?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:52,
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You can thank Monty for this succcinct appraisal of me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:56,
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When asked what the PC term was for a spasticmy wife once answered "Is it a retard?"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:58,
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hurrah people taking the internet too seriouslyIn other news: Three days left of work before AWESOMEWEEKEND
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:54,
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Tell my you're not gay too Jeff.I don't think I could take the horror of being married to an internet bender.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:02,
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I'm no packer of fudge Blousie.I've got a monumental headache though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:03,
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No sympathy from me you alcoholic numpty.Good God, I'd be no good on /talk if the worst insult I can come up with is numpty.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:05,
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It's not a hangover.It's because I'm tired. That's why my head is killing me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:07,
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I've got too much to get done today.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:08,
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black coffe, lemsip cold and flu tablets and a bacon sammich(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:13,
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RACIST.'Coffee of colour' please.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:19,
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Bacon offends Muslims you FUCKING RACIST(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:29,
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If you're claiming to have shagged Christina Hendricks I'm calling bullshit(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)
It was Neil Buchanan.Or Newton Faulkner.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:20,
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Monty has heard of a musician who has only appeared in the last 5 years?Holy shit!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:21,
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Neil Buchanan is way older than that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:28,
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I saw him on the television last night.He looked like your type aka a stinking vagrant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:29,
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Awesome guitar skillzors though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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mehthey are alright
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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Have you seen him do "Bohemian Rhapsody"?I was most impressed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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I used to work with a ginger guy called Neil BuchananI assume it's not the same one
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Fucking hell, that'd be fantasticNah, sadly not.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:20,
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I honestly didn't detect this apparentwave of rampant homophobia running through /OT. Maybe I'm desensitised due to all the massive cocks in my bum.
Or it could be that desensitising lube I have.
Or the fact I'm massively gay, and /OT helped me through the pain.
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It's not painful if you push like you're having a poo.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:22,
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I think most of /OT caused the painmassive bumlords that they are.
/In all honesty, you think the homo hating is bad here? Try working in my office :(
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I don't think it's bad in the slightest, I think slinging around "bender" and "massive gay" insults is part of the playground banter of this placeand I'm amazed anyone sees it otherwise.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:25,
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This^Admittedly there are a lot of gay/racist/sexist jokes on here but that is the point - they are jokes.
Now shut the fuck up all you bitches and get back in the kitchen.
Niggers cut me some corn
Bumlords, off to the common for you boys
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:27,
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it would seem that Alfonso Luxury Griddle Pan is a bit of a whiny fuckerit smacked a little bit of the pale weedy kid insulting the nerds in front of the jocks so he can get their approval and watch the fallout.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:28,
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Lets kick the fuck out of him(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:28,
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OI'LL MOIDER THE PAIR OF YEZ(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:29,
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haha!When they gets together, it was moidar
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:30,
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I think if they knew the back story of Darth and his magical Fuckstrut, then they'd all be a little more clued in.
It's toeing the line between in-joke and banter and I think that's where the problem stems from.
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I think Darth scoring the insults now may give the game away(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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May be seen from the outside as acceptance that taking the piss out of gays is ALRIGHT?!Who knows. Who cares?
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It's obviously gay self-loathing(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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I dunnothere are a lot of better reasons to loathe Darth than the fact that he loves teh cock.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:37,
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there's the fact he got my Simpsons joke for one(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:40,
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I don't think there is any actual homo-hating hereI mean, I know Darth is a massive cum-sponge, but that doesn't mean I like him any less.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:26,
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and in your caseI guess when you're thirsty, a bit more
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:27,
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precisely...hang on a minute
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:28,
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hahaobviously this thread has brought out something horrible in me, because nearly every reply has been a homophobic insult
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:29,
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ah ha!so you ARE homophobic!
for shame!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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terribly so obviouslyor just game for a cheap joke
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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I am not one to criticise anybody for going for the cheap joke(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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And this thread has provided plenty(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:38,
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What did I miss? What have /talk been up to? (Can't click links)
Morning anyway, queer-osexualists. I trust it has been business as usual?
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just some kidcomplaining to talk that /offtopic is homophobic
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:30,
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Pfft, bullshit.We fucking love Darth, mincing little cock-botherer that he is.
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Technically I should give you a score for thisbut my need for internet validation from girls will distort it out of any proportion and then sportscow will get upset
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Hmm. Well, "mincing little cock-botherer" in itself is only worth 6/10, espcially since you know it's two-thirds inaccurateTaken as an entire comment and coming from you, I'm upgrading it to an 8. Yes, I am THAT needy. What of it?
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Pretty much, yesFights, tears, tantrums, the normal OT day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:30,
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in summarysensitive type can't tell when something is a joke
whines on talk
nothing happens
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:30,
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Except we all validate him by talking about it for two hundred posts the next day.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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we haven't got anything else to talk about(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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It wasn't a criticism, I don't think he's come out smelling of roses.A bit like validating him repeatedly in the face with a shitty shovel.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:32,
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Morning dearI assume you have a big cheesy grin on your face and chronic fanny-ache from your weekend?
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Morning chick.Still not left yet. You get one out of two for your assumptions.
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Yup. The Toilet Trading Floor has been busy as ever. The 'Pink Pound' is up slightly against the 'Brown Dollar'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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I do wish there were more poofters on off/topic though.I miss my old fag hag life.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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Ye Gods man, are you blind?LOOK AROUND YE!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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*Looks around*I can see two monitors, some coffee (now empty) and some filing cabinets. I've always wondered about them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:36,
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We used to have a lezzie. I can't remember her name but she was lovely.(
girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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I don't think that was her.I shall go and investigate.
Edit - she's not on my friends list. *shrugs*
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:37,
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vampyrecat changed her name a while ago...(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:43,
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I know it's not her whatever name she has.It will come to me eventually.
Edit - just realised who vampyrecat is.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:45,
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*belms, but this time with added 'Deacon' arm gestures*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:47,
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won't be long before she's back to ityou'd turn anyone
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:38,
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You turned me(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:44,
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*purrs*Alright chap?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:45,
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Aye grand thanks, and you?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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Alright Labssee I scared you off from talk haha
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:47,
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You big meany!Just because you're Gay Positive.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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hahahanot HIV positive
/old story is old but I love it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:52,
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"one of THEM" lolz(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:54,
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Coughing and spluttering and in bed but generally doing pretty well thanks.Nursing a couple of blisters after a big-ish walk on Saturday, looking to get out again tomorrow evening if I can.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:47,
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Lovely weather for it recentlyNext free evening I have I'll be out for an extended cycle trip.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:52,
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the first post replying to youshould clear it up
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:35,
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from what I can tell half the people on here swing both ways(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:35,
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I can only think of a couple who I'm sure doNot me, before you say it
Not any more
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Contrary to popular belief, I'm actually straight.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:41,
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nobodyi've had good sex, nice sex, peel-me-off-the-ceiling-oh-my-god-white-hot-sex and i've had shit sex.
but it's all been one guy on one girl. very vanilla.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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What, no threesomes? No orgies? Even I've managed one of eachHow many people have to be present for it to constitute an orgy anyway?
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That 'milk race' at cub camp does not class as an orgy, old boy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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nor does the biscuit gameexcept on the biscuits part
/mental association between milk and biscuits
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:37,
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I'd have thought they would fit comfortably nowwhat with all the bumming
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:41,
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6/10 Saw it coming
EDIT: please don't demean yourself by following up with "that's what HE said!"
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reacharound?EDIT:
Too late!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:49,
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MMmmmmm, vanilla.Have you seen that bit in Black Books where they have vanilla something something something?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:34,
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It's a sideways swipe at, erm, swipe.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:39,
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Usually at your expense, mind.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:39,
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at you, AA, not with you(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:39,
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Yeah in your own time, bum-boy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:45,
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I don't think I could do a threesomeThe added perspective means I couldn't use the "it's not small, it's just far away" excuse.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:45,
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Nope, the first one was due to Sealab being on in the background(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:46,
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Last time I had sex it was quite a while ago:(
But it was with a 10 year old, so chock full of anti-establishment danger.
And tears!
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You'd think that tears would make an excellent lubricantbut harvesting them is a right pain
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I've found my level :(and it's rock-bottom
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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Did she laugh at the size then?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:49,
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FFS, you make one mistake and it haunts you for the rest of your life...I didn't know she was my half-sister, alright?
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Did having one parent in common not twig for you?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 9:52,
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