Cheer up Goth feet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Goth boots are awesome.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Impossible to dance in though
Unless you're doing that "plant feet, wave arms" thing which is usually accompanied by plaintive cries of "Hey, now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Not true,
although I'll accept that they're impossible to mince around in.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Maybe I should have modified that to say they're impossible to dance they way I do in
But that sentence is just so unwieldy that it makes me cry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

What, I don't get marks out of ten for that?
Fuck you then.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Straight men can mince
As I have proven on countless occasions. But you're right; 6/10. Bet you're glad you bothered now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Mediocrity is my milieu.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Well that's bollocks, isn't it
I'm torn between saying I expect better from you and realising that inviting you to better yourself is just going to unleash a new torrent of gay jokes, like a sticky tsunami
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)