I have two that I can debunk with personal experience
Girls with enormous knockers do not always want you to look at, talk to, fondle, or in any way refer to, said massive instruments of torture.

Also, women who marry older men are not always gold-digging whores or trophy wives.

*gets down off soapbox*

Alt: soup, probably, and a 'nana.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well you have a granda' already

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

pft
this is true.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

and these things are not at all related?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

in what way?
Are you suggestingthat because I have a pair of ridiculously oversized boobs that I have to / was destined to marry an old man?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Anna Nicole Smithlols
since I'm cursed in exactly the same way :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)