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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My watch decided to fuck up and be late by 25 mins.
What caused this?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:58, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
The Japan earthquake

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
It's an iPhone virus that has crossed over into the 'real world'
like that bird flu didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:00, Reply)
You were moving far too quickly and, as a consequence, time slowed down in your frame of reference
Try not to hurry in future.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I suspect you were the one that was late
Your watch was merely wrong.

also, it's because you touch yourself at night.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Nah, I was looking at my watch, thought it was 20 past. Looked at computer clock, it was 5 to. I'm not late. Yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)
You're shit at maths though.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)
It was an approximation. But yes, I'm shit at maths.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

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