I know some very tasteless, but very funny one's if that helps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tasteless is fine.
It's lame ones that I find offensive.

So tell me some funny ones.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I phoned my Japanese friend after the earthquake to see if he was alright. He's fine, but won't stop going on about his social life.
Just kept banging on and on about this massive rave.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Now THAT'S good.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Don't send any money to the Tsunami appeal - they're all bloody minted anyway. I just saw a guy being interviewed on TV and he had 2 massive boats on his driveway.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Rescuers in Japan have called in Elton John and George Michael
to help search thhrough the rubble for injured victims, they could be invaluable as they are used to looking for Japs Eyes covered in shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)