do you not know me but at all
even after all my whinging on here? "now and then" is irrelevant. if it's not right RIGHT NOW i will whinge.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sounds like you either need a shit load of booze, or a bloke.
Or both, as the case may be!

There's no point getting miserable, so why not go out asap, and grab a guy who catches your attention?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Despite appearing to be a complete slut
our swipe is actually a lady.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

i am not sure whether to be outraged or flattered
where/when do i appear to be a slut??

or a lady, come to that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

That's exactly what I was going for.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)

why do i always fall for it?
raaah!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I'm not saying you're a slut, not even close
I'm simply saying the release of someone finding you sexy, and allowing you to be at ease with yourself, is supposedly a stress reliever. At least, that's one of the many things a mental I work with comes out with.

And despite my coming across as a shit half the time, I'm actually quite a nice guy!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

so... you're asking me to sleep with you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Not even slightly, I fully know my place.
Hence my suggestion to go for someone else.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

you are a bit like a toddler
I want to compare you to Angelica from Rugrats, but I'm not sure if that is wise
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

i keel you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)