I'm working
I'm very much looking forward to this "working every day, every night and most weekends" business to be over and done with, which it should be by the end of next week.

Anything you are looking forward to?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:24, 214 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FINE!
FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Oh dear lord forgive me for what I have done, for I know no different.
BRRRROOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNIIIIIIEEEEES, oh god, I invented banoffee brownies. And they're rising, and rising, and oh dear me, it's not set in the middle, not even close, but it's rising and rising and oh my dear lord I poked a fork through it and it was liquid gunge in the middle but I tasted the gunge and the gunge was good and it'll go solid in about an hour I reckon at this rate but it's rising and rising and I didn't realise but hopefully it'll be nice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:39, Reply)

haha
if I liked banana, even slightly, then I'd approve of this
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Nigella is mental, absolutly mental, I got the base off her
500g sugar
6 eggs
2 bars of chocolate
flour, salt and other bits
+ my addition of a packet of dried banana and a packet of toffee that I chopped up.

I don't even want to think about how many callories this thing is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Fresh battered mackerel and chips from the award-winning local chippy.
I'm waiting for the greasy goodness to subside.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

mmm, battered mackerel sounds good
I'm often amazed at how hard it is to get hold of good fresh fish in Exeter

my local chippy is fucking sensational, but it doesn't do interesting fish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

It was absolutely delicious
but, being mackerel, was about ten times as oily as normal fish and chips.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:43, Reply)

it's oily so you can laugh more when you and your stoned mates are in a little boat reeling them in
and trying to end their lives.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Is there a single chippy in Bristol that doesn't claim to be award winning,
Even if that 'award' is just a one-(out of five)star food hygiene certificate?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Are there chippies in Stokes Croft that even get that one star?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

I don't know.
I've never had a hankering for a chicken-burger that couldn't be satisfied elsewhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Batted MACKEREL ? Are you on crack cocaine? Of all the fish in the world, of all the wonderful things that come out the see, you're battering a mackerel !
Oh my days, I've never even heard of such a thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:56, Reply)

The world's gone mad Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I don't get it, I don't get it at all.
All that Omega 5s gone to waste, didn't she think of the Omegas?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Getting home. I was in a good mood but I'm very close to getting angry and no one wants that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

that has reminded me of The Power by Snap

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Really? Are you being serious?
As serious as cancer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

yes, yes I am

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Is that a copy-written lyric?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

That goes over my head, m'fraid.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

shut up
totally listening to steps right here
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Totally approving of you here.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

is it completely wrong to expect my future husband to dress like Lee Latchford-Evans does in the video for "It's the Way You Make Me Feel"??

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:03, Reply)

You're a strange one K.
Even for a merkin.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:04, Reply)

have you seen the video?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:07, Reply)

BGB they're wearing regencyesque clothing and I love it and and
le sigh
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)

It's the law that all English men wear regency clothing on the 3rd thursday of each month.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:15, Reply)

you're so lying to me but I'd visit just to see it and drool all over myself

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I'll try and find you some new, shit-pop-music for you to listen to.
This will be right up your street K.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_D-qJ4hfss&feature=related

Amazingly, they never went on to dominate the charts. I've no idea why.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

yeh, can't imagine why not

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

This video will give you a fair understanding of the average British music festival.
You'll find it interesting.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hnxies4Wtk&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:59, Reply)

do they bottle everyone? or just the shit ones?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:05, Reply)

Just the shit ones.
I think it's fair to say the audience were quite comprehensive in their bottling.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

To be honest it was a crap choice of act for that festival, even in an ironic sense.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:13, Reply)

ohhhh god, I remember that
It was painful to revisit. And that's from someone who appreciates the fine art of cack pop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:09, Reply)

It really is gash isn't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I did the whole thing -
Daphne & Celeste, lolly, Girl Thing, that band with Roxy off Eastenders in it, oh god, I can't help myself. I just love cack novelty records.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Dear god.
How dreadful for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

it's her ears!
she can listen to what she wants!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I'm offering my sympathy.
I'll try and find you some more bubble-gum pop that you might like.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

try harder next time

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

We had our fair share back in the eighties
Spagna, Sinitta, Man 2 Man meets Man Parish... I could go on...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

We did indeed.
I'm surprised that 'Man 2 Man meets Man Parish' aren't referenced on here more often.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

I loved that song
Actually you're right. With the number of raging bumders on here, you'd think it would be on a permanent loop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I'm looking forward to the sweet release of oblivion.
And meeting up again with tourettes and DG.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Oblivion? Is that a computer game or a rollercoaster?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:00, Reply)

It's death Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

That fits.
According to the great philosopher Ronan Keating, life is a rollercoaster.

So we're both right Blousie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:04, Reply)

How is your life at the moment Jeff?

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

It's quite good Blousie although i've very tired (and unable to sleep)
And I'm putting on weight at quite a rate too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:07, Reply)

Fantastic news about the weight : )
Meds seem to be working then?
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Yeah.
At the moment!

I've put on about a stone in the last month, although this does mean that loads of clothes no longer fit.

All I need to do now, is to work out how to get a proper nights kip and I'll be a lot more chirpy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Did those new tablets stop working then?
or are they just not successful in getting your sleeping pattern to be more...pattern-y, as opposed to shit?
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Part of the problem with the sleeping pills berk
Is that you can't drink when you take them, and I've been to the pub pretty much every night since I was prescribed them.

I'm staying in this evening though, so I'll probably take one about 20 minutes before I go to bed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Shows where your priorities are, doesn't it...
you could always go to the pub and not drink, you realise?
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Hang on.
Are you having a go at me?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Mild chastisement
if you're going to put having a beverage above getting a decent night's sleep, then that's your choice. Not one I agree with, but also not one I am likely to change. *shrugs*
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

Has it crossed your mind that the alcohol might be the cause of/compounding things?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Yeap.
But I've had a number of social engagements on recently. As I say, I'm staying in this evening (and probably will be for the rest of the week).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

it's probably helping the weight gain though
beer is good like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Woo! I guess more tweaking is neccessary then.
Not to be a killjoy but all that alcohol might be a barrier to good sleep.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Yeah, probably.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Good lad.
You know it makes sense to stay off the sauce for a while. We worry about you.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

I'm looking forward to Friday
I am not looking forward to the quantity of tidying I must do before friday, and which must be done largely tonight.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Just wax the affected areas.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Pfft!
are you suggesting my pubic topiary is unkempt?
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Clearly I was, yes.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Well then you are clearly, erm...
wrong. Let's just go with wrong.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

hands up who didn't know this already
oh look. nobody.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Topiary suggests some kind of design.
What is it berk, some kind of parrot or geometric shape?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Well, any pubic area that's been trimmed
is going to be some kind of geometric shape, surely?
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Smart-arse

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Yes I am.

(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

S'all that trimming.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

It's bad enough wielding a blade near one's foof
without having to do it round the bend where you can't even see what you're doing.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Less dangerous than you think.
And I'm pretty cack handed.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:41, Reply)

I can't even see my arse
if it wants to be hairy, it can for all I care.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

oh em gee, I watched Get Him to the Greek the other night and about pissed myself at the girl with the mic shaped pubes
"LOOK! YOU CAN SING HAIR-AOKE!!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I've always loved this:
NSFW due to pubes
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

That's fab.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I just done a dry sick.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:46, Reply)

You big homo.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

*Flaps wrists*
*Teapots around room listening to 'Male Stripper'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I think you should tell the boys and girls who recorded that track
just so we can have them mentioned three times in the same thread.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

What, Man to Man meets Man Parrish?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Woo hoo!
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1122713
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:59, Reply)

tidying?
does this mean you expect to invite him back to yours?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

I'm looking forward to October
and being on the other side of the planet for a month. It cannot come soon enough.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Let's hope there's no droughts, tidal waves, hurricanes etc in Australia.
Leaving the UK is a dangerous business.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Nature does appear to have it in for that part of the world it's true.
*crosses fingers*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

it does if it's sending you there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

MEOW!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

i am just covering up the fact
that the post has gone. without your dvd. AGAIN.

/sackcloth and ashes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I know dear, I know.
One day, they will be together again. They keep themselves company in the meantime, safe in the knowledge that their kin is in good, if a bit shit, hands.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

tell them that 3's a crowd!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

*Sighs despondently*
It
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Pffft.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

no
my life is an endless black void of work and clients whinging over about £1,000 of fees and my boss yelling at me on email over something.....

gah.

/sadswipe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

see above.
rah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Meh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I thought you had fun things going on?
fun things that are man based and not work based?
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Maybe that's the issue?
Swipe is too busy for her bloke.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

i think you are mistaking me for you
and your date with the hot tennis coach... love-all!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:29, Reply)

You could go out for mixed doubles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:30, Reply)

"go out?"
ha

ha

ha

ha

ha

"in case you missed it, i'm being sarcastic."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:32, Reply)

all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
all work and no play makes swipe a dull girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)

I'm sure you have some fun now and again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

do you not know me but at all
even after all my whinging on here? "now and then" is irrelevant. if it's not right RIGHT NOW i will whinge.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Sounds like you either need a shit load of booze, or a bloke.
Or both, as the case may be!

There's no point getting miserable, so why not go out asap, and grab a guy who catches your attention?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Despite appearing to be a complete slut
our swipe is actually a lady.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

i am not sure whether to be outraged or flattered
where/when do i appear to be a slut??

or a lady, come to that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

That's exactly what I was going for.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)

why do i always fall for it?
raaah!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I'm not saying you're a slut, not even close
I'm simply saying the release of someone finding you sexy, and allowing you to be at ease with yourself, is supposedly a stress reliever. At least, that's one of the many things a mental I work with comes out with.

And despite my coming across as a shit half the time, I'm actually quite a nice guy!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:45, Reply)

so... you're asking me to sleep with you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Not even slightly, I fully know my place.
Hence my suggestion to go for someone else.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

you are a bit like a toddler
I want to compare you to Angelica from Rugrats, but I'm not sure if that is wise
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

i keel you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

SWIPEYS HOME!

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

swipey's at work...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:58, Reply)

I'm looking forward to the end of April
when I will get to party with Roota and DJ, and see a bunch of other family members getting plastered.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

Yay for embarrasing relatives.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:34, Reply)

I have DJ
and he has me. That's all the embarrassment one family can take.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I wish I had a brother : (
He could tell me how men work.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)

BAHAHAHA!
I have a brother, I can't imagine him ever having any helpful advice on anything except programming, and then it'd be unintelligible
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

^this
and frankly, the less I hear about how 'men' work, the better.

Although I would have enjoyed having an older brother when I was a teenage bag of hormones. and not in a bert way.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

WOOHOO

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

My steak that's currently sat downstairs
Going to have it with wedges, methinks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I want that for tea
instead I have pasta. Again.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

I'm massively lucky, managed to get a 12oz steak for £1!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

You do realise it's probably horse meat.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

don't care, I'll share

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Tasty tasty horse meat.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

In the mane, it's great
but it does have its neigh-sayers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)

It would be nice if you added some golden stirrup to it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I'm not in the fettlelock for that
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

woah there
some people might bridle sure...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

I'm posting completely on the hoof here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

That's 5 horse puns on the trott.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I can't go on furlong, that's for sure, Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

we've obviously harnessed all our wit for these

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Hay, speak for yourself.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Actually, maybe we should reign it in.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I canter go on, for one thing.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:01, Reply)

This really is the last straw.

(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

I can't help it, berk.
It's an affliction I'm saddled with.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Do you ever find, you're half-way through eating a horse and you think, 'I'm not as hungry as I thought I was?'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Never.
I'm not that foalish.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Tesco haven't let me down with their steak before!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Easter
seriously, by then the work madness for me should be largely over. Except for the other bits. Also there is fun planned for the holidays
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:38, Reply)

my work is done and I have monstered 60 lengths of the pool
almost killed me. Somehow in the week since I got in the pool I have got out of shape*

*more out of shape
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:40, Reply)

you're like a machine

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

yeah
a flabby machine designed for loafing and smoking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I went to the gym today and struggled.
I wish I knew why my stamina is so unreliable.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:43, Reply)

yeah, it was hard work for me today, too
(not you going, mind, you going to the gym wasn't hard for me at all), but I did not do as much or as fast as I usually do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Depends what you've eaten in the hours beforehand, I always find
sometimes I can belt round my run-route no problems, other times it's killing me and I'm not even halfway round.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

The other week I had a bar of chocolate at about 2pm and when I went to the gym I was great.
Eating chocolate though defeats the object of going to the gym in the first place.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

The only reason I do any exercise at all
is so that I can eat what the hell I like. But yeah, if you're trying to lose weight, eating chocolate before you exercise is a tiny bit counterproductive.

Not that I think you need to lose weight at all!
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I started more exercise out of fear
I saw my (size 26) mum out of breath after a very short, very slow walk. I spent the pennies she gave me for shoes on some trainers.

She doesn't have the metabolism issues I do either, so I thought I best do something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

fanku hon but I do need to shift some more.
And be healthy and stuff.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

fuck me
I couldn't do 60 lengths of the pool if I had a fucking canoe.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

yes you could
just do it very slowly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

it's not a full size pool
private one. it equates to somewhere between 35 and 40 lengths of a standard pool I think
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I can manage about eight to ten lengths of a normal sized council-issue pool
I'm not a great swimmer. i only learned when I was about 15, and I have a pathalogical fear of getting water on my face, which doesn't help.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:55, Reply)

that wouldn't help
it's about the only cardio type exercise that I don't find tremendously boring, also it helps for surfing which is a bonus
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:00, Reply)

woo, I feel big and clever
I once did 100 lengths in an olympic size pool. Made about £60 for some charity

I didn't mean woo you don't like swimming, btw, more woo you learnt to swim despite being scared.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:02, Reply)

that's good going

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:06, Reply)

only took me an hour and a half
I actually sped up on the last KM!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

when my granddaughter was about eight or nine
she swam two kilometers or something horrific and got a badge or whatever.

*prouds*

EDIT: but woo to you also. That's quite some fucking accomplishment.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)

awww sweet!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I am planning a return trip to Canadaland in August.
I am very much looking forward to this.

I am also looking forward to this weekend, as I shall be cuddling various b3tans.
( wanderlust, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Lucky cow.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I really can't afford it, but I am missing certain people far too much not to go.

( wanderlust, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I hear ya.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I have been working like a dog and also feel I owe it to myself to have a bit of fun.

( wanderlust, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Can you call Monty a massive bender for me?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

More than I usually do?
Sure thang.
( wanderlust, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Fanku.
Only I don't get on here through the day much, otherwise I'd do it myself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Too right.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Working like a dog for the boss-man? (whoa!)
Working for the company (whoa-yeah!)?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Goooooin' doooooooown

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Not me though : (
Give badger a grope from me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I will make sure it's an extra special one.

( wanderlust, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

*glees*

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Canadia, dear.
It's called Canadia.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Smiley Culture is DEAD
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuqL9NrM4q4
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:04, Reply)

I didn't even know he was sick.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:06, Reply)

He wasn't.
Mr Police Officer did a raid on his home.
Mr Police Officah is saying he died of self-inflicted injuries.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Babylon culture innit.

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Me never had no choice me draw out me gania
As me do that start rub them hands together
One say: "Shall we put him in the van or in the back of the Rover?"
Me say: You can't do that ca' me name Smiley Culture
"You what? Did you do that record Cockney Translator?"
In the reggae charts number one was it's number
"My kids love it and so does my mother!
Tell you what I'll do . A favour for a favour
Just sign your autograph on this piece of paper"
Me cut him short and just draw out me Parker
'Pon the producer me just sign Smiley Culture
Then never lie. Them never bother..... arrest me or take me ganja!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:16, Reply)

ummm...
what?
who?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I am disappointed in you, Sis
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jOjZKDoo08
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Right you are then
Did he stab himself repeadedly in the back of the neck, then throw himself down the stairs?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I would assume so.
It's the 80s comin' baaaaaack
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Should I make cookies?
They'd probably take about half an hour.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Do it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:32, Reply)

What kind of daft question is this?
of course you should make cookies.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:35, Reply)

i have marks and spencers chewy lemon meringue cookies
i can recommend the same.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I bet they are not as good as my lemon curd cookies
I genuinely ate so many of those once that I was sick. They are fiiiiiiiiiine.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Just ate too many butter keks
*groo*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Aww man, butterkeks!
I didn't know you could even get them over here. Again, I've eaten so many of those I've been sick before. But not since I was about 7.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Yup, each supermarket has their own name for them, but they all say BUTTER KEKS on the back!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:00, Reply)

That is EXCELLENT news
I shall be hunting some of those lovely little beasts down next time I do a big shop.
(berk, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:08, Reply)

I had crazy urges again
(last time I bought jelly) shop premix, sorry, but pumped out with marshmallows.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:54, Reply)

..and then how long to bring them to me?
I'll make you a cup of tea if you do!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:38, Reply)

And they'd last even less time?
Do ittt!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:52, Reply)

The release of AC/DC Live at River Plate
Thinking I should get some people over to watch it with a couple of crates of beer. Monty, Lusty, anyone else?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I may need some company.
You and Monty will most probably get over excited and forget that I'm there :(
( wanderlust, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Not possible maiden fair
That would never happen! I might invite other girls for you to natter with :P
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:54, Reply)

A-HEM

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Yaaaaaay!
It would be a wonderful family reunion. Mum, Dad and the drunken kiddies.
( wanderlust, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:07, Reply)