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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'm not going to,
It's more likely that I'll get a £200k a year job than winning the lottery.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:11,
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latest was 15 years ago)
You've got to be in it to win it chompers.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:13,
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Well I'm not so I save a couple of quid a week.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:17,
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Me too.
I played the lottery twice and won £10 the second time, which wasn't a bad return on £2. Quit while you're ahead and all that.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:20,
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It's a hypothetical where I chose the lotto so it doesn't have the same negative tones as other winfalls might have, such as inheritance of drug muling.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:18,
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Drug muling doesn't pay that well, just ask Monty.
Especially when you "deliver" the "package" and it's all covered in Dutchman spooge.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:59,
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You are more likely to be struck by lightning TWICE in your life
than win the lottery. A tax on the stupid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:20,
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So how many tickets have you got for this week?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:22,
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14 million
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:24,
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I CAN'T LOSE!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:27,
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This could explain things
I have £30million US dollars in an offshore account that I need a "bit" of help with, if you are interested
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 13:36,
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