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What we need here is a new threadIf you had to describe yourself as an emotion/meal/sex act, what kind of emotion/meal/sex act would it be?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:05,
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I would be confusion, a pizza (as I'm fat, like putting whatever on me and easy to prepare)and that magic moment where one of you shifts slightly and it feels amazing. Or slips out.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:10,
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this sounds like a perfect night(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 22:00,
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You should add it to your internet dating profile.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 22:01,
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I think soalso a phrase I just came up with to describe a man covered in strap-ons - bristling with dick
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 22:03,
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I lost a bit of weight last year and one of my 'mates' said I'd "be knee-deep in fanny"which painted a picture in my mind I didn't particularly want to see.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 22:04,
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but the phrase'Wearing your wellies' would be less crass in that situation.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 22:07,
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I'm liking the theme here, well done.I'd be excitable, nachos, oral.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:13,
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so, I'm confusion pizza ahh that's good no wait-(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:13,
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oh, and what kind of oral?WE NEED TO KNOW
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:15,
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Slow, teasing and lasting.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:16,
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Cunnilingus, then.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:18,
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Each to their own dear.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:28,
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Lampers is the only other woman I've met who doesn't get blown away by oral.(
girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:35,
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You'd be hard pushed to find a bloke who feels the same.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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Ha.Please write a book one day. I don't care what it's about, your words are awesome.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:15,
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I always did want to be a writer.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:18,
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My mum's always said I should have gone into authoring, copywriting or journalism.I didn't, simply because I didn't want to be that guy who did what his mum wanted him to, but secretly I wanted to too. It's probably too late now, what with needing a proper full-time job and everything, and having dozens of other aspirations too, but I'd like to think that one day I'll publish again.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:19,
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You've published before?My aunt was in the publishing business...might talk to her about it. She did a similar degree to me.
My fiction was always admired, too. But I'm out of touch.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:25,
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I had a few short editorial articles published in an internet research journal in the late nineties.Wish I'd kept up with it in honesty, I really enjoyed the whole process. I wouldn't want to do anything so serious now, and I wish I could be arsed to sit and write the three articles I've got drafts set for at Coll3ctive, but I'm just unmotivated at the moment. Story of my life.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:28,
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Hmm, maybe I should write for coll3tivebut I have little to write about. At the moment my world consists of food, bed, uni and buddies, and not much exciting happens.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:31,
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Stick a note on your phone or diary any time you think of anything to write aboutthen when you get the urge you'll have a topic. I've specifically got two posts waiting to be written but just can't be arsed at the moment.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:32,
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I'm just boring -sigh-(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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WHATEVER!*tickles*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:49,
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Stop that-frowns-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:53,
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What a strange question.Radiant, Roast and Rude.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:18,
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Well you answer on my behalf then!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:20,
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Why does Noel know me better than you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:23,
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I'm very empathic Jeff, I can read you like a book.Like a slightly damp, dog-eared copy of Razzle.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:24,
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What about a list of people you tolerate?I'd be near the bottom of that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:34,
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Injustice and the awful way women are treated around the world.And people who don't use their indicators.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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What mis-treatment of women (in particular) irks?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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Quite agree that human rights are an issueAny particular countries more guilty than most, in your view?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:45,
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Mainly third world but the trafficking of eastern European and African women for prostitution is becoming more prevelent.It makes me sad.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:46,
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It is sad.What can be done about it though?
(That isn't me accepting that this happens, just a point of conversation)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:49,
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Embarrassed, pie and mash, crank.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:22,
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Urban dictionary suggests 'Cry and wank'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:25,
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The oblique in this case, as in many others, refers to "or"but the masses have taken a theme and run with it, who am I to argue?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:20,
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I'm not saying it was a bad question.Just a strange one, but the temptation is still there to answer your question
'Mineral, Vegetable, Animal.'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:22,
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I didn't think that feeling was mine-real.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:30,
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I didn't flint so.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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You win.I only have minimal mineral knowledge.
*Awards lots of Lampy points to Lampy*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:44,
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Aww.I was just about to ask if you were cummingtonite :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:44,
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And I'd have answered 'No'Based on me going out to perform as my favourite comic-magician, it's Tommy Copperite.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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You mica me sick, boy.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:53,
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Shh. I'm watching Countdown.I hope I get the Corundum.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:54,
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Thought you'd have gone with Scouse for the food.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:29,
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I felt like cheering myself up with peachy-keen words(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:30,
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I was going with a bit of positive language too, I like when I'm excitable.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:31,
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I wish I was like you two.Hence my years of amphetamine substance abuse.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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I wish i could fly, right up to the sky, but I can't.Seriously though, when chipper folk go emo it's GRIM.
(Up North)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:38,
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It's not so much the chipper as the bubbly and fun aspects of both of you.(
girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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I'll take that as a compliment.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:44,
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Haha christ, I know I'm a bit camp but...(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:45,
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Or is it Dollar?You need to be Makin' Your Mind Up!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:46,
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I wasn't talking about that!*punches gently*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:34,
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Oh man, tonight's indigestion feels like the Alien is going to burst out my lower ribs!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:45,
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I'm starting to think it's a human or a goblin(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:50,
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Oh man I'm not doing it(unless it's too late and I'm actually doing it right now)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:51,
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Eeek!I thought I was pregnant once. Scariest thing EVER!!!
Well I didn't think I was pregnant just I'd had sex and thought I'd forgotten to take my pill when in fact I'd actually taken it twice.
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girlinthehole, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:54,
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I've lived in fear that I'm up the duff ever since the very first time I had sex.But my belly's too wobbly to be incubating something.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 21:57,
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