I put it to you
that this is because you are a smelly vagrant who'd drink piss out of an old shoe if you thought it had a couple of per cent's worth of alcohol in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Even tosh Lyons could get to the bottom of that mystery

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Is he your dad?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:04, Reply)

pot kettle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Are you calling monty black?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:00, Reply)

fo shizzle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:01, Reply)

My brother
has just started writing 'Akabussi' style stories about Jimi Hendrix and 'Kate and Wills'. They're fucking hilarious. I got a text at 7am today that begins:

'Move over Rover', bellowed Jimi as he used his sinewy African American arm to elbow the rutting corgi from Kate's slender form...'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Your brother needs to post on here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

He's way worse than me. I think the internet would melt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Bring it on!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

What do we think of Kate?
She seems down to earth, grounded and really quite nice; she is exactly the sort of girl that will help the monachy move forward in the 21st century, combine that with a national event of celebration when they get married and i can only conclude that the wedding will be a good thing, also i'd like to smash her back doors in.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I concur
with all of the above statement
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Her parents are common.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

hence the back doors

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:22, Reply)

This much is true
Although was taken out for dinner last night and had the most amazing beef wellington with a lovely and very expensive red. Back to the Cider today
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 9:01, Reply)