I'm the only fucker in
I'm also conveniently the only one bringing five years worth of health and safety forms up to date, and the only one sorting stuff out in the lab to comply with the inspection criteria.
Can I go home and cry now, please?
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:10, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes you may

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I would love to
however I still have far too much shit to do here, and when I get in I have to finish tidying up and make some cake.
No rest for those who wish to be wicked!
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Why are you making cake?
Is it for your date?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

No, red nose day cake sale
I did say I'd save him a cupcake though.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I'm making this for our sale
www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/433316/Hummingbird-Bakery-raspberry-cheesecake-brownie/print
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I'm making chocolate guinness cupcakes with baileys cream frosting
and some coffee cake.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I'm sorry but those cup cakes sound wrong on many levels!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Don't knock 'em til you've tried them
they're bloody awesome. I was going to make them today for paddy's day (not that I'm irish or give a shit about it, it just seemed like the right day to make that cake) but apparently we're having a charity cake whatsit tomorrow so I'll make them for then instead.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

It's the Baileys that puts me off, horrible stuff!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Well the baileys in the frosting is optional.
But meh, extra booze in food is rarely a bad thing.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

We have one of those
I won't eat any cake.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Because you don't believe in what comic relief stands for
or because you're still on that diet you clearly don't need to be on?
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

The latter
I'll have a posh coffee and donate money to charity that way.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

coffee wank

Send your 'proceeds' to a fertility charity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)

'Elth and Saftey - who needs it eh?
In my day the drop of acid down the pants of the new guy was an important initiation!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

No, go home and celebrate your victory over bureaucracy

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

When I've finished everything that needs doing I will be victorious
I am still quite a long way from that.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)