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news link www.theregister.co.uk/2011/03/17/fukushima_thursday/
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:45, 70 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I didn't actually give that article credit,
The Register do have a pro nuclear bias but it's one of the least patronising articles about what's going on at Fukushima that I've read.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I like the url, because at work we have "[food type] [day]" like "Sushi Thursdays", for example. Nobody keeps to it, but I read that title in the same mannor.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Wow, that looks like a penis inside a fanny.... well, robot's penis and fanny, anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)

where is everyone?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Someone killed OT
Someone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I've been busy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Hi everybody!
I just went to talk but was too scared to post
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:08, Reply)

It's all a bit lolwacky over there at the moment

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

It seems that peter davidson/friz is fairly disliked all over B3ta
His videos used to get slated as well
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I hope everyone appreciated my epic burn.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Yes I did
But please explain the Bad Father thing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

He had a kid a while back the mother got sick of him and told him to fuck off.
I think... I have no idea I just know it winds him up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I just can't believe someone let him jizz inside them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

link
Wait remebered, he doesn't have a kid does he?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)

that was a pretty sick burn
I have noticed that nobody seems to like him. However I have also noticed that he hasn't noticed that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

his songs were shit, as shit as his face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I am also wondering what the consensus is on BraynDedd
he seems abrasive in general, although my direct experience has been nondescript.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

he posts here sometimes doesn't he?
not really bothered is my only response
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I'm the only fucker in
I'm also conveniently the only one bringing five years worth of health and safety forms up to date, and the only one sorting stuff out in the lab to comply with the inspection criteria.
Can I go home and cry now, please?
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Yes you may

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I would love to
however I still have far too much shit to do here, and when I get in I have to finish tidying up and make some cake.
No rest for those who wish to be wicked!
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Why are you making cake?
Is it for your date?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)

No, red nose day cake sale
I did say I'd save him a cupcake though.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I'm making this for our sale
www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/433316/Hummingbird-Bakery-raspberry-cheesecake-brownie/print
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I'm making chocolate guinness cupcakes with baileys cream frosting
and some coffee cake.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I'm sorry but those cup cakes sound wrong on many levels!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Don't knock 'em til you've tried them
they're bloody awesome. I was going to make them today for paddy's day (not that I'm irish or give a shit about it, it just seemed like the right day to make that cake) but apparently we're having a charity cake whatsit tomorrow so I'll make them for then instead.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

It's the Baileys that puts me off, horrible stuff!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Well the baileys in the frosting is optional.
But meh, extra booze in food is rarely a bad thing.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)

We have one of those
I won't eat any cake.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Because you don't believe in what comic relief stands for
or because you're still on that diet you clearly don't need to be on?
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

The latter
I'll have a posh coffee and donate money to charity that way.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

coffee wank

Send your 'proceeds' to a fertility charity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)

'Elth and Saftey - who needs it eh?
In my day the drop of acid down the pants of the new guy was an important initiation!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

No, go home and celebrate your victory over bureaucracy

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:15, Reply)

When I've finished everything that needs doing I will be victorious
I am still quite a long way from that.
(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Blah blah news links something

( Theoban What of it, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Yay!
England have just beaten the West Indies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:26, Reply)

This hardly makes up for the fact that we lost to Ireland.

(berk, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Technically though it does, as we are in the quater finals!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Correct.
It didn't help that the Irish used a potato rather than a cricket ball.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I....I think I'm going to be sick...........

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

*Throws Monty some slippers*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

BLEARRRGHHHHHH
*wipes mouth*

Cheers dad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I thought you were having a heart attack.
I was all for calling the doctor.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Nah, I'm alright Dad,
I think I just had a bit too much of *that*.

Me having too much of *that*, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Karl Howman was on The Sweeney last night playing a villain;
looked about the same age as he was in Babbers. Fair brought a carrot chunk to my old man's slipper, it did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

hehehehehe
Did you know that Howman was in The Professionals, The Sweeney and Minder?

It doesn't get much better than that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Apart from being in Babylon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Cho man we dealing pure wickedness.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Hahahahahah
I was drunkenly trying to find my DVD last night but failed.

I've got two copies so I really don't want to waste money on a third. In the process I found a d'n'b tune I made several years ago, though - it's actually quite good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Put your tune up online somewhere, so we can ALL mock it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I don't have a hosting account anywhere so SHAN'T.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Well e-mail it to me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Might do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

You won't get round to it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)

That's going in my sig.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

So it has!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

How are your Jacko statue plans coming along?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I'm having a bit of trouble with the logistics
but Beefy swears blind we'll be done before the start of June.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Me having a bit of trouble with the logistics, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:54, Reply)

You just trow away a good job like dat and dun even caaaaaaare.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Lion are de bes'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)

*Beats Monty with a cushion until the stuffing goes everywhere*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Have you seen it? It's horrifically funny/bad
a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197079_10150181199395120_649460119_8747155_535125_n.jpg

On the plus side at least MJ was black and white, like Fulham.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I'm sure all Fulham fans are very proud of this latest addition to Craven Cottage.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Bollox.
How will I ever get a pokemon now? Damn sensible safety actions, damn them to hell.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)

haha just managed to waste 20 mins of work
by showing my boss the brialliant ebay wetsuit listing. Over a grand already. Awesomez
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 17 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)