Just read it again
I think I like this line the best: "His work is never called into question and this speaks volumes for his professionalism and talent."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:49, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Just means you haven't wanked in the office this month
right?

Edit: I shouldn't be taking away from your achievements. Actual congratulations right here. Sorry.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Cheers dude!
And no, not this month.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

That's what the supermarket's for, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Or church

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Your volumes must go all the way up to eleven.
Awesome.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Always

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Good work, young man.
Shame it doesn't mean more money, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Maybe, maybe not
Payrises, or the lack thereof, have yet to be announced.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Expect some bollocks about the recession, a packet of crisps and a pat on the back.
That's what I got - minus the crisps and pat on back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 9:59, Reply)

This^
Pay rise? I have heard of such a thing.

I particularly enjoyed our staff meeting where after telling us they were not giving us any payrises, they waxed lyrical about the extra million quid we now had in the bank
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Our company's done rather well
And the MD's recently bought a car that costs at minimum 150k. If we don't get at least in line with inflation, then I'll leave.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:12, Reply)

before you leave
enact scenes from your comic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Maybe the ones that won't make me wanted for murder
Maybe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I suppose internet noncing is somewhat recession-proof.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Hmm.
A couple of years ago when the goobmint was trying to save money, our chief exec stood at the front of the boardroom and said "We are trying to negotiate the cost of living pay rise, and I will not take my bonus until it is settled".

Two months later, we never got our cost of living rise. Our chief exec gladly pocketed his bonus of £30k.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)