Tonight I am attempting to bake a chocolate fudge cake. I hope it rocks.
Tomorrow I have djtp visiting. It's a year since we met.
In the past 12 months I have gained a platinum ring and half a stone in weight.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Are you _sure_ you really want to go through all this? It seems a lot of bother to me. Wouldn't you rather have a nice cold glass of Yop instead?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I don't like milkshake though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)

It's not milkshake, it's a yoghurt based drink. You know those dried fruits you can get with a yoghurt coating, it tastes of strawberry that, only not quite as sweet, and a liquid.
The pick'n'mix sweetshop across the road will turn any sweet(s) into a milkshake, I've yet to try this, they've been doing it for a year now, but my goodness me, but I think I'll try that soon, I really want a pama voilet milkshake using strawberry ice cream, with some sort of syrup.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Oh. Hmmm, no I don't like yoghurt drinks either.
We've had one of those milkshake things for a few years and the kids tell me they're ace. I went there but I got a can of Coke and bacon on toast.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Would you mind if I drink Yop drinks occasionally though? I mean, like, when we get married.
Oh win, I'm looking forward to expermenting.

At the picture house they do fizzy slushpuppies, they're better than moderate-to-medioca types of sex.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I do like slushpuppies.
Not the blue ones though.
Don't get me blue ones.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

You've got to try the fizzy stuff, OHMELUSHNESS

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)

The machines were broken on Sunday, sad times.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

What? why would they do that? What the HELL is wrong with them?
Shit would have kicked off big time if I was there, strongly worded letters of complaint and disturbances would have been made.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)