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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm sorry, I can't face any more of that.
Week end plans?


AAAAARRGHHGH STOP IT
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:10, 142 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I dunno.
I fancy going out this evening so that I don't have to watch all the starving people on the telly.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)
You could just stay in and watch something else, you realise?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)
But laughing at starving darkies is where it's at.
Unless you have a hot date, that is.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Or I could go out.
Just because you're going out, doesn't mean the rest of us have to stay in.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I hear they've invented 'channels' now, which you can change and as a result, differing programmes are shown to you
What a time to be alive
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Go out for a massive fuck-off meal
and leave half of it.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Taking your daughter anywhere nice this weekend?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Up the shitter.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Urrugh.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Hahaha!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I was hoping to take her to Greenwich by boat
to see my uncle for lunch. This isn’t happening now, sadly. If it’s wet I’ll probably just stay in with her.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)

with
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Is that on the fast boat?
It's fucking excellent.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I've ridden that from Greenwich to the O2 to see Metallica
it was good
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Poppet and I went on it three times, Tower Bridge to Greenwich, then to the London Eye, then back to Tower.
I'd do it again in an instant, it was cracking. Great to see London from that perspective and a good tribute to the river we'd followed. And as I'd been driving pretty much the whole time it was nice to just watch the world go by.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Seeing a punk and ska covers band on Saturday.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)
I strongly dislike ska music
I find it extremely tedious. Most local bands around here seem to be ska :-(
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Whatever! *shrugs*

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Lip up Blousie.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
not saying you aren't allowed to
I don't much like punk either. Except The Ramones
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Have you seen the 'It's Alive' Ramones DVD?
You must: New Years Eve 77 London gig in its entirety.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
nice
I shall check it out
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Proper 60s Jamaican ska is fucking brilliant.
Skatalites, Prince Buster etc.

2-Tone was crap. 'Ska-punk' even more so.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
They play mostly punk.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
Good news.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)
visiting sister in law tonight and tomorrow with the mrs
dinner and spliffs with friends tomorrow night.

Surfing on sunday. First time since new year's day.

I absolutely cannot wait.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Needs more casual racism and homophobia.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Raymond Alfonso Griddle boy has run away from the internet again I see
He'll be back though, like the vomiting dog he is
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
is this today, or the other day?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)
He's had his account deleted after his /talk breakdown

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
good
we tried to be nice to him on several occasions, and then he went all spastic, but without having the decency to do so on here.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)
He was a gaylord.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I don't think that calling him a gargantuan bum-plunderer would be too strong

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)
He's a genuine mental though, who needs alot of offline help

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)
It's hard to tell
at least half the people on here come across as sociopaths
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Aw man I missed a hilarious meltdown?
Anyone got a link?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)
can't find it
someone else should look
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)
What was it?
Was it the thing about monty being homophobic?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)
That was this.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7134459

Dunno if Rory's referring to something more interesting. Edit: actually no, those were his last posts.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)
What a bender

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Cheers.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)
here's the actual moment of flounce
www.b3ta.com/talk/7134476
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)
I've said it before and I'll say it again.
The guy needs help, or will stay cooped-up in his little brain for the rest of his life.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Sadly not as dramatic as I was hoping for
It's not even a Half-Wormulus
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:50, Reply)
It'd have to be pretty fucking spectacular to rate a half-Wormulus.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)
True, I guess I am expecting quite a lot of these flounces.
I do need to calibrate the scale though...how many Epic Bertdowns to one Wormulus, do you think?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:54, Reply)
I think paedo sisterfucking is probably the gold standard of flounces.
I'd suggest the question would be more how many Wormuli to one epic Bertdown.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)
No joy, fuck search being dead.
Oh shit, wait, it's back.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)
I offered him some
when he freaked out about the local bullies in his town. He threw it back in my face and then went crying to /talk about how I'm a cunt about two years later.

If you're reading this, 'Raymond Three Griddles Yacht Bender', you are bent.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)
TO THE POPULAR PAGE
He's gone back to lurking again
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Has he?
I didn't notice.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Pay attention at the back please
Internet meltdowns are one of the few reasons for coming here
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I rarely get on through the day, Rory old boy.
The day seems to be when all the spasticated keyboard bothering nut jobs get on here.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Here, sir.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Boyce, stop fiddling with yourself.
Just because you're sat behind fatty Jenkins it doesn't mean I don't know what you're up to. Humming the Spider-Man theme is a dead giveaway for starters.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:33, Reply)
These people have no backbone Rory.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Bring back the good old days of Wet Ham Man, there was a user I tell ya

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
That boy was DYNAMITE.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)
We can only aspire to be but half the man he is

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)
We are but streaky rashers to his whole, sodden ham.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Pub tonight
probably in work all weekend.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)
getting new tattoos

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)
The sort that come in a packet of sweet-cigarettes?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)
yes exactly right

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
What are you having done?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:24, Reply)
He's having 'convicted child abuser' on his forehead.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)
I bet it's Tweety Pie.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)
Friday- slob.
Saturday- pub, I think.
Sunday, DUCKS if the weather's nice.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Predictive text fail.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)
May be going to london,
not sure yet I'll have to check how much money I have and if someone I want to see will be there.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:18, Reply)
No sorry, I'm going away

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)
One day I plan on going to London
I hear it is quite the town
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:26, Reply)
It's no Milton Keynes.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)
I've never been to Milton Keynes either
It might be the best town on earth for all I know
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:31, Reply)
this is true
But not in the way you are inferring
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Implying you illiterate cunt.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Friday drinking, saturday drinking, Sunday MOTOGP and drinking
Monday... may have a drink or two
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)
going round to a friend's for pizza and wine tonight
as she selfishly has a baby so we can't go out.

then early train up to cheshire tomorrow for my brother's birthday. somehow i have to fit in: hairdo, manicure, writing 5,000 words for oxford masters before the champagne corks pop at 6.

sun taking an early mother's day wreath to my mum's grave and then family lunch before back to london. and writing another 2,500 words.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)
12 hour split shifts for the next three days.
My weekend is so fun.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Fuck all.
I managed to spend two hundred and fifty quid back home last weekend. Keeping my head down for the foreseeable.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)
What about the fifty sheets you blew yesterday on an AT-AT?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

pend teal
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Watching England smash the paddies

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)
I convinced daughter that St Patrick is the patron saint of Guinness last night.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)
I was planning on London
but I'm in Bristol at the moment and limited clothing choice
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)
London. NAOW

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)
I'm going to TGB's birthday thing and going to pretend not to hit on Lampito's friends.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Hitting the 'Skins', yeah?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)
I don't know what kind of harlot you think I am, but I am not the sort of..... oh who am I kidding, my morels went out the window with my self respect __ages___ ago.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)
I suggest
you stop throwing cherries out your window.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Morels are mushrooms, old boy HINT HINT
You're thinking of morello cherries.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)
hahaha
you're right.

i've been up all night, pure mashed. thats my excuse and i'm sticking to it!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I also might roll along for an hour

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I only found out at midnight last night that I was going to a farm for 4 wheeling and other country related antics

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)
Incest?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Insist

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)
Buggering strangers?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)
I said we'd be on a farm
Why fuck a relative when you've got all those animals to choose from?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Tonight I am attempting to bake a chocolate fudge cake. I hope it rocks.
Tomorrow I have djtp visiting. It's a year since we met.
In the past 12 months I have gained a platinum ring and half a stone in weight.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Are you _sure_ you really want to go through all this? It seems a lot of bother to me. Wouldn't you rather have a nice cold glass of Yop instead?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I don't like milkshake though

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:13, Reply)
It's not milkshake, it's a yoghurt based drink. You know those dried fruits you can get with a yoghurt coating, it tastes of strawberry that, only not quite as sweet, and a liquid.
The pick'n'mix sweetshop across the road will turn any sweet(s) into a milkshake, I've yet to try this, they've been doing it for a year now, but my goodness me, but I think I'll try that soon, I really want a pama voilet milkshake using strawberry ice cream, with some sort of syrup.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)
Oh. Hmmm, no I don't like yoghurt drinks either.
We've had one of those milkshake things for a few years and the kids tell me they're ace. I went there but I got a can of Coke and bacon on toast.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Would you mind if I drink Yop drinks occasionally though? I mean, like, when we get married.
Oh win, I'm looking forward to expermenting.

At the picture house they do fizzy slushpuppies, they're better than moderate-to-medioca types of sex.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)
I do like slushpuppies.
Not the blue ones though.
Don't get me blue ones.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)
You've got to try the fizzy stuff, OHMELUSHNESS

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)
The machines were broken on Sunday, sad times.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
What? why would they do that? What the HELL is wrong with them?
Shit would have kicked off big time if I was there, strongly worded letters of complaint and disturbances would have been made.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Pizza tonight
Poker tomorrow night
Sunday achieve the ruination of the earth.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Cutting trees down with my mighty weapon during both days.
getting pissed up with my mates tonight and Saturday.
Sunday evening regretting most of it.
Monday, hobbling about like an old man.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Tonight I'm going to get very very drunk
Then tomorrow I shall do the same.
Partly because it's TGB's uber celebrations, and also because I just got told unofficially what we can expect in terms of payrises.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)
I can help you.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)
I was hoping you'd say that
Tonight AND tomorrow, yeah?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Lucky bastards.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Totally yes to this.
I shall put this weekend in my mitigating circumstances form when I fail my dissertation.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)
You won't fail
You'll kick the arse out of it and stand triumphant.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)
I love the idea of 'kicking the arse out of it' when the topic is 'aggression'.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)
I chose my phrasing carefully

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY =DDDDD

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Can we assume you'll turn up this time seeing as it's at your house?
*prods*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)
NEVER ASSUME.
The Gonz is a mysterious and unpredictable creature.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
He only exists in your peripheral vision
Like a nightmare about clowns.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
We may not see him.
He'll be deep-frying his head.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Hahahahahaha!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)
I reckon so.
I mostly turn up these days, only reason I didn't last time is 'cus I had (what amounted too) 7 days on the trot where I had to work from home, I really wasn't very well, and I can't exactly go out for a big meal down central london but not make it into work.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Is this pay-rise rumour resulting in happy drinking or sad drinking?

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Well we're getting a payrise
But it's a pretty insulting one. So angry drinking.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Jolly good.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)
At least you're getting one.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Yes, exactly.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I'm aware that there's a certain level of entitlement being displayed by me
And I don't want to go into company details, but we're doing well enough for the MD to buy a car that costs about (and this is going off estimates based on what I will get extra multiplied by the number of staff) 7 times more than the increase in wages will cost the company.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Private sector innit

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)
I might possibly be getting a small performance bonus.
IF the government agrees to it. Otherwise, squat. Still, not long before I leave and then who knows?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)
None for me
Last week before payday, so going to keep it a quiet one.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

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