You have to be very careful with this sort of thing
I fell madly in love with a man who was a regular in a chatroom I used to go in.


Within a year we were living together, and a mere ten years later we were married.

Is that what you really want to happen, Blousie? Is it? *points finger*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Your poor parents.
Both their children.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)

It's the done thing now Roota.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I think they figured out a long time ago
that both of their children were weird.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)

it's when you have to answer that question with
"On the internet... BUT NOT A DATING SITE!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)

^this
although I'm not sure that the real website is less embarrassing...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Nor in this case.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I might just say I picked him up on a street corner
when he was kerb-crawling.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)