Go for it.
How far away is he though?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Near Southampton.
I would go for it but he wants local wimmin innit.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Christ if he wants local women from Southampton
you need to AVOID LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE.

I got wolf-whistled at from a tower block by a gaggle of Lambrini types last time I was in 'Saa'aamp'n'. It is a hideous place.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Near Southampton, not in Southampton.
He's further up.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Aha. Winchester perhaps?
In which case, you're fucking dreaming love.


*runs off*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Good idea! Pretend to be Japanese.
You might get a Tsunami sympathy shag.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

every word of this is complete truth
well, I don't know about the anecdote, but the conclusion is true
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Ok opposite end of the country maybe not :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Pfft!
My last one lived in America....remember.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Yes, we remember.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Are you sure you remember?
Because I can recount the whole gut-wrenching, upsetting affair again if you like.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Oh yeah.
You'll find someone, bbz. Promise.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I don't want someone.....I want him.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

...don't get too fixated, darling :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

It will take the stress off Jeff a bit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Saying that will only make her want her Jeff Bridges Clone more
The heart does not follow logic.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I don't want him because he looks like Jeff.
The fact he looks like Jeff is just icing on the cake.
( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I wish he was closer to you.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Fanku : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I managed to focus on only one word there
and so have assumed you mean that you wish he wanted to fuck her like an animal
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I'm certain he wants to
But I wish the distance didn't prohibit this for poor Blousie.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

he may have an inordinately long penis
a barnacle is an animal right?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

yes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:39, Reply)

you want him, you want Jeff
make up your mind!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I don't know what I want, do I Kristine.

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

s'alright love
you're allowed to like more than one person
but honest, best of luck to you
I'm allowed to say that because I'm Irish
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

were you born in, and have you ever been to Ireland?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I'm guessing no

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Beware: sweeping generalisation approaching
I find it strange that Americans claim to be irish and such like, despite them not even being one generation removed in some instances, but many more.

That's like me saying I'm a german jew, despite being about 1/8th that at most.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

ARE YOU IRISH?!
Cause my penis is Dublin
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Have you got any English in you?
Would you like some?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

really you should therefore gas 1/8 of your body

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I frequently do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Is your anus equivilant to 1/8th your body weight?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I was going for either that
or my lungs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Thanks Jeff : (

( girlinthehole, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)