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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Yes, please don't do that
I couldn't live with myself if you did.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:55,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Are you on your way to That There London?
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:57,
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Will be in 25 minutes
I probably should eat something more substantial than an apple and a Nom yoghurt.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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Nah, you'd probably survive.
"You have one hour to reach minimum safe distance."
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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Dammit, the squirty cream nozzle is broken :(
I was about to take him a coffee, attempt to top it off with squirty cream, then *accidentally* squirt it over my boobs instead, a la Nigella.
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:09,
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Phwoar, I'd cream her chelsea buns any day
As long as i don't have to see her massive arse
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:12,
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Have you seen Ulrika "doing Nigella" on Shooting Stars?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L57BcmGB-E0
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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Weirdly for a pastiche it's hardly worsde than the original
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:22,
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I still think it's one of the funniest things ever.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:25,
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