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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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"No more tears, it's a waste of good guyliner"
( , Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:02, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures. It'll be fantastic daaaaaahling!
( , Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:04, Reply)

And I did have an accident with one of those 80s executive desk toys earlier.
( , Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:07, Reply)

'Needledick' isn't a complimentary name for the lead cenobite.
( , Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)

( , Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)

if I'm thinking of the same thing
he leaves it in a prominant position so when someone new comes round and ends up playing with it he can go "Brow's had his knob in that you know"
( , Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:08, Reply)


I would have thought there'd be an unacceptable risk of pube-trappage.
( , Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:12, Reply)

to be honest, the guy in question is shaved completely bald on his head and has a hairless torso.
I have always said that I suspect is penis looks exactly like a minature version of him, so I don't think pube-trappage would be an issue
( , Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
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