Sod comic relief
I was going to give some money to the Japanese disaster fund, but then I watched the news and saw how rich they are, every house had a boat on its drive! Cheeky bastards.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This joke was mildly funny on Tuesday, Dracco old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)

No it wasn't.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

OK it wasn't.
I was just trying to make him feel better about himself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Why? It's been ages since an offtopic suicide attempt,
Push their buttons monty, push them hard.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I made 'Raymondo Griddle Pans' kill himself this very week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Unless the bullies in his home town got there first.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Oh man I hope he's not reading this, he'll be upset.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

If you are, Bongo old pal, you are a gay blackamoor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

And what about that Chernobyl eh? EH?
How many Ukranians does it take to change a lightbulb eh? EH?

None, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself!


And what's up with tv dinners? EH?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

'Three Cambodians walk into a pub....'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

And the barman says, "You cant come in here without a Thai"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Why shouldn't you wear Russian pants?
Chernobyl fallout.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

The Chernobyl incident was engineered deliberately
just so that joke could be invented.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Fukushima Daiichi is going to be lot tricker for this sort of thing.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Fucking handy in Scrabble though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)