Rentaghost is "fucking shit" discuss
Alt: What turduler activities are going on around you for "comic" relief?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:32, 58 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My missus just got her norks out and jiggled them in my face while I was on a conference call.
It's a good job I'm working from home today...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Working eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Well, multi-tasking.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I can only imagine taht you are typing with your face...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

img695.imageshack.us/img695/6148/1300154451929.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

That's not what I meant to link
this was what I meant to link
www.abledata.com/product_images/images/010440.jpg

Do you know how hard it is to do ctrl+v with one of these things.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1127201
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I'm flitting between screens
In a supremely confident and just a little bit flashy manner.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Indeed. Your colleagues wouldnt agree, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I had to calmly say to the blokes on the call
"I'm sorry, could you repeat what you just said" as I got all flustered and nearly burst out laughing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Of course it was shit.
It had Christpher fucking Biggins in it.

Alt: None. We don't even have Christmas decorations here so it's no surprise. This is A Good Thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Correct answer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Boop boop be doop be
be doop boop be doooo
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

hahahah, how SpankyHanky writes his posts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I thought he did that
with copy/paste from his previous posts, alongside a 'random shit simile generator'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

"What letter would you like to use today Spanky?"
"S please simile generator 300"

processing.........

"My stubbornly semi soft sausage slid slowly over the sealion's slit"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

And his
random shit nob euphemism generator.
( Kroney, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I wish he was dead.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)

ha ha ha ha
deadpan
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Love you, Noeleles.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Absolutely nothing is going on for comic relief
it hasn't even been mentioned.

it's glorious.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

People around here are wearing red items.
Like, tshirts. And stuff.

I am dressed in blue
( Kroney, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I don't think anyone here is wearing anything red, even by coincidence

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Vippers' work, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

our colour is green

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Vippers, earlier:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:50, Reply)

earlier always
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Tory cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)

wearing red and asking for money
it's more like Commie Relief!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I'm mocking some of you on talk by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Crow does not come off well in that picture
Nor does Osama Chin Laden
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:10, Reply)

That's how he always looks.
Glasses and all.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)

*grins*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:27, Reply)

It's a very unpleasant picture.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Poor old Chin Diesel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Is that monty? with his finger up?
Chompy you are terribly disloyal
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)

That is me, for my sins.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Which, as I pointed out on /talk
is so ironic that there aren't enough irons in the world, chompy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:23, Reply)

Sod comic relief
I was going to give some money to the Japanese disaster fund, but then I watched the news and saw how rich they are, every house had a boat on its drive! Cheeky bastards.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:31, Reply)

This joke was mildly funny on Tuesday, Dracco old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)

No it wasn't.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)

OK it wasn't.
I was just trying to make him feel better about himself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Why? It's been ages since an offtopic suicide attempt,
Push their buttons monty, push them hard.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I made 'Raymondo Griddle Pans' kill himself this very week.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Unless the bullies in his home town got there first.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Oh man I hope he's not reading this, he'll be upset.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

If you are, Bongo old pal, you are a gay blackamoor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)

And what about that Chernobyl eh? EH?
How many Ukranians does it take to change a lightbulb eh? EH?

None, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself!


And what's up with tv dinners? EH?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

'Three Cambodians walk into a pub....'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:44, Reply)

And the barman says, "You cant come in here without a Thai"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Why shouldn't you wear Russian pants?
Chernobyl fallout.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:46, Reply)

The Chernobyl incident was engineered deliberately
just so that joke could be invented.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Fukushima Daiichi is going to be lot tricker for this sort of thing.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Fucking handy in Scrabble though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I ain't ever seen no Rentaghost, before my time, innit, likes
Tonight my wacky activities will include 'making a sandwich' and 'going to bed'. FUCKING CRAZY MAN
( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Oh man - you be careful OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)

It's ok, I use safety knives

( Theoban What of it, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Rentaghost is gash
Rentaghost porn is disturbingly funny. I've not seen a thing for comic relief and I'm doing nothing for it .... I'll be ignoring the televisual panhandling with the aid of a couple of films and the 8 pack of Director's.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:04, Reply)