I am terrified and alone in the house and convinced I'm going to be murdered.
Halp plz.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd offer you some words of comfort, but it's difficult typing whilst I sharpen my knife and hide under your stairs at the same time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Oh god I have an understairs cupboard too.
I'm in bed now, though. Monsters can't get you if you're in bed, rite?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

I had to kill that fucking wizard you had in there first so I could hide.
Have you checked under your bed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Solid bed.
So unless there's a dead body in the frame...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Did you remember that scene in 'Nightmare on Elm Street' when Freddy comes out of the bed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Ok maybe this is a bad idea
shush now please
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)

To be honest Lampy.
I'd be less worried about Freddy Kruger, and more concerned about Bob hiding in your airing cupboard.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)

I'm still scared of both.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Well maybe the monster will kill Bob first.
Surely the lesser of two evils?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

I'm one of the good guys,
I'm gonna finish folding these sheets then bugger off.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Pillow biter that you are.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

your obsession with my bumhole is sickening.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)

Thanks love, the knickers are my hot flatmate's

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Commando Lampy!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

No, I dry mine in my room.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)

And your under-crackers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:32, Reply)

sssssshhhhhh Jeff, I'm in the airing cupboard...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:12, Reply)

Do any of the stairs creak?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)

dunno, I'm like a ninja, came in through a window. All ninja like.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

only if you have the blankets right up to your chin

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

put music on and dance

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Too lazy.
And it's cold and I'm boring.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Listen to some music in bed without dancing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Yeah but then I can't hear the monsters

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)

Don't say I don't provide solutions.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8qae11_-M
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:18, Reply)

What's that coming over your mum?
is it your grandpa, is it your grandpa?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

You disgust me.
I was trying to stop you from being scared of the monster as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)

That's going to be in my head forever like though :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

What's that going on in your head? Is it a Jeff song? Is it a Jeff song?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)

Words cannot accurately describe how much I hate you right now

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:26, Reply)

You'll get over it.
What's that brimming with hate and fear? Is it a Lampy? Is it a Lampy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:29, Reply)

ahem...
have a wank.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

I don't do that.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:26, Reply)

how much have you had to drink
to be frightened of the monsters?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)

I'm naturally terrified of everything.
How are you, darling?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)

BOO!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Tired but good thanks
you out tomorrow?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Hells to the yes I am.
Would love to see you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Would be lovely to see you too
if I come, could I possibly crash (yet again) ?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:27, Reply)

No fuckin' problem at all.
I'll find out where to get the bus from so we don't fuck up like last time.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:35, Reply)

:) I'm trying to puzzle out my itinerary
I've got to go back up to Oxford and get clothes, then back down to London
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:39, Reply)

TK Maxx and New Look will be a cheaper option than the extra travel.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:42, Reply)

Quite probably
but that requires shopping
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:46, Reply)

Surely shopping will take less time than travelling?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

but require more effort
and dejection
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)

But new clothes!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)

Even my family
were a bit like 'maybe you shouldn't be eating crisps.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:59, Reply)

Put all my weight on.
Literally. Same weight as when I started and my legs are flabby again and my chins are back.

FUCK THIS SHIT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:02, Reply)

It is indeed fucking shit
I'm going to buy a lottery ticket
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:07, Reply)

Ok!
We can catch a bus to Mabel's Tavern if that's where it is still from where I live, so I imagine you know how to get to mine by now :) And we can go for breakfast at the Breakfast Club, if you'd like :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:45, Reply)

Breakfast Club?
Detention!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Haha I think I do
/hopes. And mm food. Though saying that I had a proper homecooked meal tonight
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

You know me, organising my life by restaurants.
I need to stop eating out so much :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)

If I didn't eat out
I'd never eat a full meal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:52, Reply)

Here would be breakfast.
www.thebreakfastclubcafes.com/brunch/

Or we could go to the other place which is much much closer, and you probably won't have to wait 45 mins for a table.

Fuck I want pancakes now.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

drooling now

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:00, Reply)

it's pretty bad
she's been at the Toilet Duck.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)

You don't give a fuck when you're on toilet duck

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

yeah boyeee!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:28, Reply)