ooo, he's smooooooooooooooth
keep grinning, then get yourself a croissant
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He really is
If next Friday goes equally well I will be so smug I could eat a Vipros-sized helping of croissants. But it's early days yet, one successful date doesn't mean much.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Flush him out with some 'honey trap' stuff.
Do a 'Colin Stagg' on the motherfucker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Who or what
is a 'Colin Stagg'?
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

A confused loner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)

He took playing Mallet's Mallet a bit far.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I've told this before
but my brother referred to his mate's impending do as 'Colin's stag' and how they didn't know what to do. I said they should go to Wimbledon and get hammered.

Fucking proud of that one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)

as well?
or better?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Equally well or better
he was driving on Friday but he said he'd bring wine so I presume he isn't next week. This sounds more promising.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I could eat a mega sized portion of croissants right now
croissants are yummy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)