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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Afternoon, kids!
Is it nearly bedtime. yet?
Alt: Where the hell are you?
Alt alt: What's your favourite colour?
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Afternoon Captain
In answer to your questions.

No.
On the sofa, watching the Old Firm game.
Red.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:02, Reply)
afternoon
you any less hungover? I had a sleep and now I'm trying to wake myself up with tea and pudding
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I've made a sound recovery.
Thanks in no small part, to sweets and fizzy drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)
i wish someone would bring me a
can of pop. I really can't be arsed to get dressed and get one myself
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You just need to 'pop' out and get one.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:12, Reply)
I don't think I 'can'

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Concentrate.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
I think the fizz has gone out of this punning session.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)
soda session is over?
Too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)
it got a bit
soda stream of conscience
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I reckon everyone's bottled it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Please stop.
This is getting fizzically painful.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)
I've been watch Brian Cox's thing on time
I haven't watched him before, but it's all a bit content-less

"Time's been going on for AGES! LOL! You might think it's been ages since breakfast but the universe it OLDER THAN THAT! WOAH! Look at this shit - it's some turtles!"
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He sounds like the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy...

(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:33, Reply)
He really does

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also
it really is quite shit
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This about sums it up nicely:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhn8j7S4uKU
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)
is that actually a spoof?
It's just about the same as the thing I just watched
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It's a spoof
but a very funny one. "What the fook is goin' on?"
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I can't stand his weak, waivery voice that tails off at the end of sentences.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Ugh, sucks to be me today.
No. I went to bed at the thorough rock n roll hour of 10:30 last night and now feel marvellous.
Work. (been here since 10am and likely will be here until 10pm. This is indescribably lame)
Purple. For it is the best of all the colours.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:32, Reply)
afternoon, berk
dare I ask how Friday went?
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It went well, in the end
I was convinced it was going disastrously until, erm, I was convinced otherwise. In a good way.
I'm seeing him again on Friday. *epic grin*
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:39, Reply)
YAY!!!
Game, set and match, Berk
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Yay indeed
although he is a cheeky bugger. I could have done without him trying to tease me by pretending it was just a social tennis type outing. But then he told me I was far too easy to wind up and pounced on me so I don't really mind.


I need to stop grinning like a mong; it's most unbecoming.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I can't believe you've waited 'till Sunday to tell us how your date went,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I know
she promised live updates
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I didn't you mong
I bounced on here at 1:30am on Saturday morning brimfull of glee and excitement and I spoke to you about it then. But Crunchy wasn't here then so I'm telling her now.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:52, Reply)
fair point
I missed it
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ooo, he's smooooooooooooooth
keep grinning, then get yourself a croissant
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He really is
If next Friday goes equally well I will be so smug I could eat a Vipros-sized helping of croissants. But it's early days yet, one successful date doesn't mean much.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Flush him out with some 'honey trap' stuff.
Do a 'Colin Stagg' on the motherfucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Who or what
is a 'Colin Stagg'?
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)
A confused loner.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:11, Reply)
He took playing Mallet's Mallet a bit far.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)
I've told this before
but my brother referred to his mate's impending do as 'Colin's stag' and how they didn't know what to do. I said they should go to Wimbledon and get hammered.

Fucking proud of that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)
as well?
or better?
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Equally well or better
he was driving on Friday but he said he'd bring wine so I presume he isn't next week. This sounds more promising.
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I could eat a mega sized portion of croissants right now
croissants are yummy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:59, Reply)
Alt: At home, WWII on the televsion and reading OFSTED reports.
Getting ready to go and have some drinks with Russians, and being sick on my dad's slippers.

Alt alt: brown M&S
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:53, Reply)
afternoon
ofstead reports must make fascinating reading.
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Fucking right.
Some of them are pretty racy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)
and racist

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'our inspectors found, upon entering the school,
fucking shitloads of Johnny Woggoes. All over the fucking place'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Early evening.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:56, Reply)
bedtime?

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Bit forward, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)
a girl's gotta try

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Women's rugby lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Late afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Look I don't want this to turn into a FACKIN RAAH,
right, but you, pal, are skating on FINN FACKIN AAICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:01, Reply)
You know Ofstead reports, yeah?
Well they're fucking bent.

Bent. Like you.

Bender Boyce, that's what we all call you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)
You, earlier:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Is that Brian?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Brian Cant's a bit ill these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:08, Reply)
'Ill 'in the hip-hop sense?
BC got crazy mike skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Did that happen after he cheated on his other half?
Play(ing) Away
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:10, Reply)
I heard
he got caught taking Floella Benjamin up the 'round window'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)
No, no, no, it was Chloe Ashcroft.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)
What happened to Carol Leader?
She was my favourite 'chockagirl'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:15, Reply)
Rusty Lee was best.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Lee Sheriff badge
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)
I saw him interviewed a few weeks ago.
Can't (hahahahaha see what I did there?) remember the nature of his illness though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Hells no.
My house, cleaning.
Blue.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Bedtime's already been.
I've been asleep all afternoon.
Alt: at home, still sleepy.
Alt alt: blue.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 16:57, Reply)
blue is winning so far
this surprises me
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Has to be the right shade of blue though
sort of electric-royal blue. Otherwise, it's hot pink.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:03, Reply)
No
Alt: just back in Oxford in my room
Alt alt: Blue
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)
I've felt fucking deadful all day. Cognacgeddon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Oh dear. Did you overdo it a bit, Monters?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:13, Reply)
Like a fucking beast, old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Good man.
I have had something of a thick head all day myself. Red wine lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:25, Reply)
You have
something of a thick head every day, dear lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)
I set 'em up, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I woke up at 8.30am
and we had Bodeans. How was your day?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Hideous.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:17, Reply)
That sounds awful
did you carry on drinking after you left?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I haven't got a fucking clue.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Did you throw up on any slippers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Many, many pairs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:22, Reply)
That does sound like you overdid it a bit
I think the rest of us should fill in what happened that night for you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:22, Reply)
All contributions grateully received.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Do you remember as early
as you trying to molest that tramp?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Sounds like I missed a good night.
Has Monty taken up Kaol's tramp buggering mantle?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Sounds like Monty did too.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:28, Reply)
I remember high-fiving Gonz
when Lusty got something out of her bag because it looked like she was giving him a nosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Any other highlights?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)
It's a bit of a blur to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Well at least I wasn't the drunkest one there
so thanks for that Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:41, Reply)
I'd had about 8 pints before we got there.
I was a silly boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:38, Reply)
Are you ever not?

(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)
That's very hurtful.
I can't believe you just said that.

Thanks a lot, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:43, Reply)
Ask berk how her date went. She has been really coy about it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Shut up.

(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Once again, we find something else in common.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)
The pretty red headed one said after you left "I just realised he was joking about the sex party" and I did a Sad Face.
I said I wasn't so sure =S
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:19, Reply)
No.
Sitting in front of a computer screen, DERRRRR!

Purple. Or green. Both go well together.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Votes for Women!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:16, Reply)
*votes for women*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Gets my vote.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Not yet.
Alt: upstairs building a superfuton
Alt alt: slate
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Hi you
I read your interview. Very nice pictures. *gleeface*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:51, Reply)
I saw Aber and her husband today. *glees*
I don't really have a favorite colour.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:08, Reply)
How about the colour of money?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:12, Reply)
I'm driven by more cerebral desires.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:13, Reply)

desires palsy
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:16, Reply)
I'll palsy you one of these days.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:27, Reply)
Is that a promise?
Was the band good last night? Do they play originals or covers?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:33, Reply)
They were great.
They play covers but play them well IMHO. They're back in three weeks so I'll try to get to see them again.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:43, Reply)
Blousie.
I need you to find me some motivation. Motivation to get off the sofa and to find a takeout menu, and then to order a curry.

I can't be arsed to cook.

I've also managed to drink about 10 pints of squash today, and I still feel dehydrated.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)
I had shrimp fried rice and curry sauce tonight.
Get off your arse and order some dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:12, Reply)
I'm thinking about a curry.
I'm thinking of ordering...

Onion Bhaji
Honey lamb chops or the Prawn Rajeshwari
Dhall Shamber
Special Fried Rice
Ranjab Nan

I just can't decide between the lamb and the prawns.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:19, Reply)
I hate you.
I'm still at work and the only thing I have to eat is half a stale cupcake. I could murder a curry...
(I vote lamb)
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)
You could order a curry when you leave work and either pick it up on your way home
Or ever better, arrange for it to be delivered just after you get home.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)
Don't really have the money to get takeout :(

(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)
That's a shame.
Could you go to the chippy and get curry sauce and chips?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)
I could
but I don't like chippy chips. So it'd be a bit pointless...
(berk, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Well you could go to the shops on the way home and get something to eat that isn't half a stale cupcake.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Have you ordered yet?
It's getting late.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Not yet.
I never eat very early anyway.

Do you approve of my suggested order?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 19:48, Reply)
All is good today!
Just got back from twang club where Pooflake and me and a few others were banging out some choons on acoustic guitars, we even did some Simple Minds stuff.
And we drank beer.
Later I'm off for griddled tuma steaks with herbed new potatoes - how rock'n'roll is THAT!
Alt alt
Red
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:18, Reply)
No, I have work tonight, it's not bedtime until at least 2 a.m. :(
Alt: I'm at home being excited and bouncy

Alt Alt: Red, I think. It might be purple though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:30, Reply)

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