I still enjoy the SOME BACTERIA SURVIBE IN LAVA OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE household cleaner ones.
Recently I have been delighted to notice that all the "relationship-oriented" online dating adverts seem to be making a point of featuring much less attractive actors then the "classic" ones used to. Because only an uggo wouldn't want to play the field frantically until they become a wizened, Monty-esque wreck, presumably.

In a world with no reprisals I would spend an hour a day relaxing on a perch above Oxford Street, picking off the "stop right in front of you for no fucking reason" pedestrian mongs with a sniper rifle.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:58, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like this idea so much I'm clicking "I like this" hard enough to make a hole in the world

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)

THIS.
I was running for the bus this morning and some mong stopped dead in front of me. Had to do a tactical swerve but I should have really kicked him in the back of the ankles.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Some guy walked right across in front of me this morning
and I DID kick him square in the ankle. Hard. Cunt.

Unfortunately it was in fact accidental on my part and naturally as an Englishman I apologised profusely.

But still, I felt the intoxicating surge of victory in my blood.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Ohhh, you win
Shoot some for me please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Do you really have to shower a mong every day? I thought giving a mong a bit of a wash and showering it every other day or soo would be fine, as long as it doesn't shit itself.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)