I'm in a dressing room at the Lemington Spa Assembly Rooms
Waiting to be called to shoot my scene in a music video (two friends are shooting it for an up-and-coming rock band). There are belly dancers, fire jugglers and a couple of very hot poi dancers, but I was promised a midget. WHERE'S MY GOD DAMN LITTLE PERSON??!!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What are you, the Fat Man in the Circus of Horrors?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

*frowns*
I have my own scene, as a punk dressed in a suit having a relaxing cup of tea while debauchery and chaos sprawls around me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Hahaha, sorry darling, love you really.
Giz us a link when it's all done (in about 3 years I imagine.)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Yeah, I will
I'll probably be languishing on the cutting room floor.
Was great to see you Saturday.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

What would be totally awesome if they can make your hair stick up by attaching it to strings or something so that when the debauchery happens, it shoots up like a scared animal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

or an animal seeing a potential mate.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:09, Reply)

It's already up Gonz
It'd take an army of millions to wrestle it down.
Or a bucket of water.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

damn, can you tell them to come back tomorow?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

so basically
an erection, then?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Rather than thinking of Lab's willy with punk-pubes, I'm thinking of one of those birds Anttingborough was going on about.
I think it's a self defence technique I developed to save my fragile mind from thinking about such things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:17, Reply)

self-defence is a good defence

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I even wear swimming trunks into the shower.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I think CombiChrist are playing there in June
HINT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Yes they are
Buy tickets dude, I'm definitely going now, and bring a few people too (sorry if you were hoping for a romantic night out). Will your lady be coming as well?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

y
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Subtle yet effective.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I thought it was quite good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Worthy of at least a seven.
Props for speed too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:06, Reply)

*awaits judge's verdict*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I have no argument with this
7/10, for the reasons already illustrated.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Nice one, I'll get on it
I'll ask around but I imagine most people will be going to see them in London as that gig's not a schoolnight.

Allow me to replay a conversation between me and Ms Foxtrot about this gig, which will hopefully answer your question about her attendance;

Me: "Fucking CombiChrist have announced gigs in Nottingham and London that weekend we're away"
MsF: "Oh never mind, they're playing InFest this year aren't they?"
Me: "Nah, that's VNV Nation"
MsF: "Well we saw them in London last year didn't we?"
Me: "No, that's VNV Nation too"

She tries really hard to like the things I do, she's fucking awesome, but CC are a bit much for her tastes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)