well it would work
except for the tiny flaw of only not have the money to buy food because you've spent it all on fags, booze and clothes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That too.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Your theory is heavily flawed, I'm afraid.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

But you smoke and drink don't you?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I smoke, which works out at three quid every three days.
I don't drink at all really, no. Less than four or five pints a month.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)

for the fags
considerably more, I'll wager, for the dope, no? Consider the booze statement retracted though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I think he's lying about the booze though
since he's been on here several times complaining of being hungover.

So he either is a liar, or someone else buys all his drinks and he's a cheap cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I'd have thought
the ketamine costs more. Does it leave you with a hangover?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Don't know
never tried it. Don't want to.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I smoke roll ups (Amber Leaf 12.5g pouches) and don't smoke dope, it's horrible.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:02, Reply)