*loads trebuchet*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You have got me in quite the quandry here now.
I want to go to the pub but it's my day off, and I had fully intended to spend it refusing to change out of my PJs or leave the house.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I thought you did that everyday?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:06, Reply)

No that's 'rolling around on the floor'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

In her PJ's

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I like this new meme

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I do not
Mayeb I don't get it, but it seems to be desperately unfunny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)

It made me do a lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Chapter 15 of the Ernesto Guevara tome 'How to smash the system as a shut-in'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)

As do I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Thirded

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)

That's the splendid thing about beer
it's available in portable form. Drink it in your PJs
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)

None in the house.
I'd have to go to the shop. I wish I was chavvy enough to go there in my PJs, but I'm really not.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

How far to walk is the pub you work in?
I'm sure they wouldn't object to you drinking in your PJs. You can break one of your two resolutions for the sake of a beer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)

About 30 seconds.
While I'm sure I wouldn't get kicked out, I'd really rather the regulars didn't see me like this.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)

You're hardly on the pull now though are you?
And it might stop some of them trying to sex you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Nah they'd start having a go at me for enjoying my day off and not spending it down t'pit or something.
They see no irony in calling me lazy for not being up at the crack of dawn when I worked until 3 a.m. the night before when they spend all day in the pub, of course.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Fucking Yorkshiremen
/feels dirty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)

+but so right
as they are all tight arses
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)

My father is a Yorkshireman
Hence my inability to make a joke at Bella's expense without the bitter sting of recrimination
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)

recrimination anal tearing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

That and you'd never do that to me
....right?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Eh, you have a BB now
If it's possible for my chances of fucking you to diminish, they have. Whimper in the face of my unbridled wit!

No I wouldn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

:D

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)