You're half right
Although, in fairness, my staggering inability to skate five metres without falling on my arse makes me respect anyone who ice skates at international standard. It is, nonetheless, so gay that even I can point and laugh.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In your pink dancing shoes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Don't be so bloody daft
As if I could co-ordinate pink shoes with Ms Foxtrot's red dress
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)

My humble apologies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)

If we run this half marathon
you're not allowed to wear your "He loves the cock" T-Shirt.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Didn't take you long to trawl my FB pics then eh Al

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I was trying to look at pictures of your sister
but she has them on private settings.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

She got the brains
As much as I love my sister I can recommend some hot friends for you to check out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Ice skating is most certainly gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I like this!
Wonderful imagery
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)