Does he do that thing
of waking you up by sitting on your chest and pressing his nose against yours? My stepdad's old cat used to do that. For extra effect he was also crosseyed..
(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:16, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:21, Reply)

You have no idea how close this is to the truth.

(berk, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Mine used to do that
and if that didn't work she'd ever so delicately hook a claw inside a nostril and slowly increase the pressure. That worked.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:32, Reply)

This is exactly what Tigger does.
I call it the Claw of Damocles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:42, Reply)

They know where you're vulnerable
fuzzy little sociopaths.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Totally this.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Mar 2011, 9:54, Reply)